Sugarpova - it's a scream

Nigella's Cream Pie

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Laughable? Or admission that her tennis career is over:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/tennis/article-2397777/Maria-Sharapova-change-Sugarpova-US-Open.html

 

The Sock of Poskett

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I genuinely thought we'd flipped on to 1 April when I read that story. Silly season classic.

What next: Andy 'Haribo Sours' Murray?

 

Nigella's Cream Pie

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Hope it happens if only to see her reaction when an umpire calls her by her 'proper' name

 

Barrel of Fun

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Sūþsēaxe: The Land of the South Saxons

• Aug 20, 2013

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Do Miss Sugarpova's sweets claim to deal with nasty throat/guttural noises? If so, they don't work or she doesn't eat them herself.

 

Stat Brother

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Tough crowd:-

 

Tyrone Biggums

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The Sock of Poskett said:

I genuinely thought we'd flipped on to 1 April when I read that story. Silly season classic.

What next: Andy 'Haribo Sours' Murray?

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Andy Murrays-Mints of course.

 

Nigella's Cream Pie

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Tyrone Biggums said:

Andy Murrays-Mints of course.

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I'd prefer to suck Maria's balls thank you

 

brightn'ove

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The Sock of Poskett said:

I genuinely thought we'd flipped on to 1 April when I read that story. Silly season classic.

What next: Andy 'Haribo Sours' Murray?

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Well done for avoiding the obvious pun

 

Theatre of Trees

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Leyton Chewitts?

 

brightn'ove

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Charlton Chew?

 

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Theatre of Trees said:

Leyton Chewitts?

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Bravo

 

Barrel of Fun

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Sūþsēaxe: The Land of the South Saxons

• Aug 23, 2013

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Michael Nose Candy


No Sugarpova, ladies and gentleman.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/tennis/23791132

 

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Nigella's Cream Pie said:

Laughable? Or admission that her tennis career is over:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/tennis/article-2397777/Maria-Sharapova-change-Sugarpova-US-Open.html

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Sounds to me like the glamorous grunter is launching her new porn career