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seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,690
Crap Town
This is it. The exclusive "One Stop" thread to posts all the facts , all the humour , all the banter , here in one place.
ABTN - Anyone But The Nigels . This thread will chart Palarse's hysterical season as it all unravels right before their very eyes , starting this Sunday.

All we need now is a gimp mask smiley when we're talking about Wurzel.
 

seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,690
Crap Town
SkyBet are currently offering odds of 50/1 that Palarse finish the season on 11 points or less. The 1000/1 odds on Palarse finishing on ZERO points is too much of a gamble considering they have to play home and away against Stoke and may pick up a point in one of these matches.
 

seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,690
Crap Town
Palace have been making last minute improvements around Smellhurst , they have laid new Tarmac in the car park and a crane was hoisting what appears to be a "static park home" into place.
 

Barrel of Fun

Abort, retry, fail
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Stat Brother

Well-known member
NSC Licker Extraordinaire
Jul 11, 2003
73,270
West west west Sussex
According to MatchStory's - fixtures as interactive molecules, Palace's easiest month is January.
Norwich, Stoke and Hull all at home with Spurs away.

I think their right Palace should be good for 1 point in January :lolol:.

<div style="clear:both"><a href="http://matchstory.co.uk/interactive-fixture-molecules/"><img src="http://matchstory.co.uk/fixture/modules.png" border="0" /></a></div>

http://matchstory.co.uk/interactive-fixture-molecules/
 

seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,690
Crap Town
Off to a better start than ever expected by only conceding a single goal. Manchester United will make up the shortfall. :lol:
 


Right lets get the League Goal Tally going - so now after one game it's officially nought, nada, zip, bugger all. A big fat round ZERO


nought.png

Now list all things that appertain to nought in relation to Palace.

0 = Major Trophies Won.

I am saving my further thoughts on Palace Nought as I have a feeling they may be stuck on that for some games to come.
 

Wellesley

Well-known member
Jul 24, 2013
4,973
Can the palace sympathisers be banned from this thread too. They're worse than the pikeys.
 


seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,690
Crap Town
Even the BBC are getting in on the act and promoting Palace into the afternoon viewing schedules with episodes of Pointless.
 

Caveman

Well-known member
Jul 14, 2003
9,926
Thought they offered lots of huff and puff on their opener, however once a few defeats are under their belt Mr Wurzel will go into melt down. We also saw last season once this team go on a losing streak, they really do go on a lising streak :D

Doomed from day one.... love it.
 


seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,690
Crap Town
The wheels on Wurzel's combine harvester have fallen off already. :lolol:
 


seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,690
Crap Town
Chance to pick up a point at Stoke yesterday but they blew it. Stoke fans appreciated the build up to the Palace goal as thousands shouted out "hoof" when the ball was lumped up in the air and he got onto the end of it.
 

seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,690
Crap Town
Another cock up for Wurzel in the COCup last night. Is this the beginning of the end as the Nigels start to turn on him ?
 

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