***World's Greatest Crisp 2013-Semi Final-Monster Munch v Monster Munch***

TSB

Captain Hindsight

Jul 7, 2003

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• Aug 14, 2013

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You have ONE day to vote

Semi Final I

Monster Munch Pickled Onion


Oh. Yes. Here we go. Monster Munch Pickled Onion outraged the masses by kicking Brannigans to the curb in the quarter-final. Probably the most consistent performer in the competition and, should it dispose of its brother, will have the title firmly fixed in sight.

Monster Munch Beef


The "it's not a crisp" purists will have a field day with this battle. A couple of narrow victories, most notably beating Chipsticks in the quarter-finals, have propelled this ugly sister into the semi's. Most would expect this to be as far as it will go, but write it off at your peril.

Organisers note: I can't help but wonder if doing this in the school holidays has led to this semi-final...

 

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Pogue Mahone

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Apr 30, 2011

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• Aug 14, 2013

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Monster Munch is shit.

 

Mellotron

I've asked for soup

Jul 2, 2008

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• Aug 14, 2013

• #3

Vote BEEF. It's closer to Flamin' Hot, which is comfortably the best Monster Munch flavour.

 

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Pogue Mahone

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Apr 30, 2011

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• Aug 14, 2013

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Mellotron said:

Vote BEEF. It's closer to Flamin' Hot, which is comfortably the best Monster Munch flavour.

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Why bother? They're all shit.

 

maltaseagull

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• Aug 14, 2013

• #5

Pogue Mahone said:

Monster Munch is shit.

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You are so right.How did these two bags of additives make the semi final ? I would never choose Monster Munch over proper crisps.

 

The Modfather

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• Aug 14, 2013

• #6

Beef it is.

 

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smelly

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• #7

Pickled onion

 

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Discodoktor

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• Aug 14, 2013

• #8

Beef monster munch all the way. Pickled onion is the what the girls prefer.

What is wrong with TSB and his snobbery against some crisps.... Skool kids favourite?nNext there will be a jelly sweet competition and we will be directed into supporting wine gums only. Go suck a werthers original you old snob.

Ps if u like pickled onion then u r a Nigel.

 

brakespear

Doctor Worm

Feb 24, 2009

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• Aug 14, 2013

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Beef I guess but this is the semi-final that never should have been.

 

Jbanged

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• Aug 14, 2013

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Like barça v barça b

 

Mr Smggles

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• Aug 14, 2013

• #11

Pickled Onion for sure.

 

TSB

Captain Hindsight

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• Aug 14, 2013

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• #12

Discodoktor said:

Beef monster munch all the way. Pickled onion is the what the girls prefer.

What is wrong with TSB and his snobbery against some crisps.... Skool kids favourite?nNext there will be a jelly sweet competition and we will be directed into supporting wine gums only. Go suck a werthers original you old snob.

Ps if u like pickled onion then u r a Nigel.

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Two of the semi-finalists are artificial bags of reconstituted mush shaped like monster hands. No, you're right, it's clearly a connoisseurs competition.
It should be noted that I enjoy a packet of said mush as much as the next person.
You voted for Pombears, didn't you? Figures.

Love TSB

 

JamesAndTheGiantHead

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Sep 2, 2011

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• Aug 14, 2013

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Mellotron said:

Vote BEEF. It's closer to Flamin' Hot, which is comfortably the best Monster Munch flavour.

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We should eat crisps together, you and I.

 

Giraffe

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• Aug 14, 2013

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Beef beef beef beef. Pickled onion is for old people and girls.

 

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Discodoktor

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TSB said:

Two of the semi-finalists are artificial bags of reconstituted mush shaped like monster hands. No, you're right, it's clearly a connoisseurs competition.
It should be noted that I enjoy a packet of said mush as much as the next person.
You voted for Pombears, didn't you? Figures.

Love TSB

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I love pombears especially the bacon version.

I bet you voted ready salted square!

You are like Seb Blatter of the crisp competition world.

What's your BEEF U MONSTER!!!!

Go beef monster munch all the way!!!!

 

TSB

Captain Hindsight

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• Aug 15, 2013

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Discodoktor said:

I love pombears

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Albion Dan

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Jul 8, 2003

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Peckham

• Aug 15, 2013

• #17

Pickled Onion ALL DAY long. A true mans crisp. Beef is what the chav kids used to eat as their taste buds couldnt cope with the power of the onion as a result of having a staple diet of findus pancakes and rich tea biscuits with butter on for pudding.

 

tinycowboy

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Aug 9, 2008

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Canterbury

• Aug 15, 2013

• #18

I've voted beef. The acidity of the pickled onion makes it unpleasant to a wounded mouth. I haven't got a wounded mouth, but I've been elected spokesman for those who have.

 

Simster

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Jul 7, 2003

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Surrey

• Aug 15, 2013

• #19

Mouthwatering local derby here. Beef to win please.

 

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smelly

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• #20

Giraffe said:

Beef beef beef beef. Pickled onion is for old people and girls.

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Don't you oppress me. I am neither old or a girl.

I merely exercised my right to choose Pickled Onion as part of my democratic rights in a free country.

if you want to live in North Korea go and do so and see what light and tasty corn baked snacks you can access there!
Fascist!