Went on holiday to Ibiza about 3 years ago, I put my Albion towel on a sunbed in the hotel and went swimming, came back to the sunbed to see a Palace towel next to mine, when the **** owner came back I said to him" lucky Palace" as they had just avoided relegation on the last game of the season against sheff weds, **** wasn't impressed that I had dared to speak to him and started taking the piss out of Brighton, he told me he came from Crawley and never lived in London so I really upset him by telling him he wasn't a proper sussex person not supporting Brighton or even Crawley.
We didn't speak any more but his young daughter said to me "my daddys been sick because he drank too much last night"