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Monty WTF?
- Thread starter Seagull kimchi
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That's disgustsingh
Paris
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Says he was chucked out for hassling women. Shooshh. What a terrible name for a club. Used to go to the Honey Club regularly many moons ago. Bet it's grim down there on a Monday night. A 1/3 full, if that.
I like the bit where they said he was chased into a kebab shop by bouncers, shouting out "help, help!"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/cr...nesar-PEED-bouncers-England-celebrations.html
I like the bit where they said he was chased into a kebab shop by bouncers, shouting out "help, help!"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/cr...nesar-PEED-bouncers-England-celebrations.html
gripper stebson
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- Jul 27, 2004
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I know Sussex CCC are looking at many ways to emulate The Albion's off field success but hassling women and defecating everywhere is probably a step too far.
Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
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TURBAN DEGENERATION
Shame this incident will rule him out of the Ashes. I can almost hear Shane Warne now: "Pitch it up short to him Siddle, we know he doesn't like bouncers!"
Shame this incident will rule him out of the Ashes. I can almost hear Shane Warne now: "Pitch it up short to him Siddle, we know he doesn't like bouncers!"
Or tempt him into an unwise slash outside the off stump........
Jimmy Grimble
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Monty Pissinabar
Stumpy Tim
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He tried to follow a friend (girl) of mine into a female cubicle in Sydney when he was over last. He then allegedly stole her wallet, and rang her the next day saying she could come to his hotel room to get it back. She took her bloke and got the wallet with no problems. Not a nice guy it seems
There has clearly been a case of mistaken identity here, happy smiley loveable Monty wouldn't have done these things.
mikeyjh
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I know it's not right but fair play to him, I'm sure there are some great guys out there who are bouncers, but most of those that I've encountered (and my clubbing career is pretty much over) are just a*sewipes.
I'm interested in finding out a bit more about how Monty allegedly urinated OVER the bouncers. Where were they and where was Monty in relation to the bouncers at the time of the incident? It does conjure up a few choice images - anyone able to complete the picture?
atfc village
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Match report said Panesar caught after slashing wildly at a bouncer.
BensGrandad
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Is he the only man who had too much to drink over the weekend in Brighton and then had a p..s in the street, I doubt it very much, but again he is well known and it makes news If the average lorry driver or shop assistant did it it wouldnt
Sheebo
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- Jul 13, 2003
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Right, can someone pls tell me whether the 'palace only post in specific palarse threads' rule is still going. This clown keeps popping up on every bloody thread with some childish nonsense and imo it's spoiling nsc.
Ps dunno why ur harping on bout poogate now the truths fairly well known...
atfc village
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Lucky he is known imagine what a couple of bouncers would do to a nobody who'd just pissed on them .