clippedgull
Hotdogs, extra onions
London Fire Brigade:
In the past, the Brigade has been called out to:
A man with his penis stuck in a toaster
Toasted Cheese Sandwich maybe?
A man with his arm stuck in a portaloo
A child with its hand trapped in a sweet machine
A child with its head trapped in an ironing board
An adult stuck in a child’s toy car
A child with its head stuck in a massage chair
A child with its foot stuck in a brass vase
Someone with a test tube stuck on their finger
A child with a tambourine stuck on its head
A man with a sewing machine needle stuck in his finger
In the past, the Brigade has been called out to:
A man with his penis stuck in a toaster
Toasted Cheese Sandwich maybe?A man with his arm stuck in a portaloo
A child with its hand trapped in a sweet machine
A child with its head trapped in an ironing board
An adult stuck in a child’s toy car
A child with its head stuck in a massage chair
A child with its foot stuck in a brass vase
Someone with a test tube stuck on their finger
A child with a tambourine stuck on its head
A man with a sewing machine needle stuck in his finger
