Why don't we write in the manner that we speak? Example attached.

Just had a quick look through the Leeds site to see how they were viewing tomorrow's game and it could have been written by a Home Counties rowing club. This is in no way a negative post but I was actually quite impressed. Having lived in Yorkshire and know a fair few Leeds fans, is it possible they have an algorithm attached to their site which means we can understand everything they say? If it was a Man United site, it would be obvious, but Leeds tend to be completely geocentric nowadays.

Any thoughts, (he mused in a classy southern accent).

http://www.lufctalk.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=98

I remember reading a Sunderland forum a few years ago and being amused by just how much they DID write how they spoke!