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Things that really hurt...



Munkfish

Well-known member
May 1, 2006
11,861
1. stubbing your toe on a dumbell when drunkenly stumbling across your bedroom

2. getting it on with a girl, she's bouncing enthusiasticly she goes over the top bounces out and then stubs your piece on her pelvic bone.

3. getting too enthusiastic on astro turf and going for a sliding tackle….astro burn…will be getting you for weeks.

4. getting your fingers caught in a door.

5. getting a full on kick to the shin.

6. getting whipped with a towel on the tip of your bell.

:nono:
 


daveinprague

New member
Oct 1, 2009
12,572
Prague, Czech Republic
Living on the 5th floor, and finding the lift doesnt work seriously hurts, particularly in this weather.
 






Goring-by-Seagull

Well-known member
Jan 5, 2012
1,979
Bounding down the stairs and whacking the top of your head on the ceiling. Did this last night and has curled up in a ball for a good ten minutes
 






jimhigham

Je Suis Rhino
Apr 25, 2009
7,699
Woking
2. getting it on with a girl, she's bouncing enthusiasticly she goes over the top bounces out and then stubs your piece on her pelvic bone.

Stubbed cock :lolol:
 






Gritt23

New member
Jul 7, 2003
14,902
Meopham, Kent.
Losing to Palace in the 2nd leg of the Play-offs.

Sorry, but it had to be said, it's STILL hurting.
 


shaolinpunk

[Insert witty title here]
Nov 28, 2005
7,187
Brighton
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LU7 RED

Active member
Nov 5, 2010
553
Leighton Buzzard
In the winter - I get a little nick in the skin on my thumb, just above the top corner of my thumbnail. Pound for pound that has to be the most painful thing to get -when you keep knocking it

Also, whacked on inside of knee. Freezes the whole joint up...stingers playing footie in the winter.
 




edna krabappel

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 7, 2003
47,228
Stepping on an upturned three pin plug while barefoot.
 


midnight_rendezvous

Well-known member
Aug 10, 2012
3,737
The Black Country
Re: getting your finger caught in the door. Try getting your thumb caught in a door and getting the end cut off. I can assure you it's not pleasant...
 


edna krabappel

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 7, 2003
47,228
Spots on your nose. Even if they're tiny, they're eyewateringly painful if you try and squeeze them.
 




upthealbion1970

bring on the trumpets....
NSC Patreon
Jan 22, 2009
8,861
Woodingdean
Heating up an exhaust pipe to bend it, heat with oxy acetylene until its glowing orange then being distracted for a couple of mins and returning to it (no longer glowing) then putting my hand around the pipe and hearing it sizzle :eek:

Slipping over in mcdonalds kitchen and putting my hand on 350° griddle.......
 















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