This morning...

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....... I had, as usual, a massive shit.

When I looked in the bowl later, a long one and two almost spherical ones had arranged themselves in an amusing fashion lookng rather like a cock and balls. 20 years ago I would have, without doubt, photographed it and sent it into the Viz letters page with a comment along the lines of "My shit looks like a cock and balls, can any of your readers beat that?"

This morning though, I really couldn't be bothered with such childish nonsense, I merely wiped my arse and flushed.

Does this mean I've finally grown up a little bit, or have I just become lazier?

 

Gazwag

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Which film would you call it after

 

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• Jul 31, 2013

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Shit thread

 

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Coneheads?

 

KZNSeagull

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Lazier - no pictures, but you still felt the need to post in on here. And all of our lives are richer because of it. Thanks!

 

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• Jul 31, 2013

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oh no wait a minute, don't worry.

 

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KZNSeagull said:

Lazier - no pictures, but you still felt the need to post in on here. And all of our lives are richer because of it.

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I think you're right.

Thanks!

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My pleasure...

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....Oh.

 

Badger

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It's moments like this you need to record on camera and share with the world, far more interesting than some of the utter tedium that gets posted on Facebook and the like. "Hey look, it's a picture of an ice cream", who cares, look at my amazing dump instead.

Was it in the textbook 9.30 - 10.30 window?
My was quite enjoyable too, I thought it was all done and dusted in the space of a minute but just as I was about to commence wiping a SECOND WAVE of magnificence came along. Pure pleasure.

 

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Badger said:

It's moments like this you need to record on camera and share with the world, far more interesting than some of the utter tedium that gets posted on Facebook and the like. "Hey look, it's a picture of an ice cream", who cares, look at my amazing dump instead.

Was it in the textbook 9.30 - 10.30 window?
My was quite enjoyable too, I thought it was all done and dusted in the space of a minute but just as I was about to commence wiping a SECOND WAVE of magnificence came along. Pure pleasure.

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With hindsight, I regret not getting the picture now.

It's confirmed, I am just getting lazier rather than actually growing up.

 

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elninobonito

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• Jul 31, 2013

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Thank god for that, I thought it was just me that took pictures and sent them on if I have a weird shaped shit!

 

RandyWanger

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• Jul 31, 2013

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Badger said:

It's moments like this you need to record on camera and share with the world, far more interesting than some of the utter tedium that gets posted on Facebook and the like. "Hey look, it's a picture of an ice cream", who cares, look at my amazing dump instead.

Was it in the textbook 9.30 - 10.30 window?
My was quite enjoyable too, I thought it was all done and dusted in the space of a minute but just as I was about to commence wiping a SECOND WAVE of magnificence came along. Pure pleasure.

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Surely you'd have had a 'finishing wee' to know when it was all over and safe to wipe?

 

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RandyWanger said:

Surely you'd have had a 'finishing wee' to know when it was all over and safe to wipe?

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This was post wee, by all accounts it was job done and I was already feeling slightly disappointed by the short duration.