Argh, I feel like I've been rick-rolled! Duped into reading a thread about the Royal reptile... sorry, baby. Mind you a quick glimpse of her tits wouldn't be totally disagreeable.
On the terraces at Villa Park, William:
Hey diddle-diddle, there's a fella in the middle and I think he's pulling my string
My wife's lactating and I'm spectating
It's a football thing