pastafarian
Well-known member
My friend Big Ron came round last night in a bit of a pickle, his wife has suggested that due to the good weather they should try out the nudist beach. Now Big Ron is a happy go lucky chap and quite open minded but the thought of doing this so close to home is filling him with dread.
"I dont know the first thing about nudist beaches either" he said
"Go on NSC" says i " bound to be something helpful,"
So what is the etiquette for said beach?
For example what do you do when you inevitably bump into someone from the 1901,is there a secret handshake?
Is frequent bending over to tie up your espadrilles frowned upon?
Is it permissible to walk around with a bobble hat strategically placed over your junk?
And more importantly how do you get the wife back in the good books after you have said" well yes i might consider it if you can persuade your sister to come along too"
"I dont know the first thing about nudist beaches either" he said
"Go on NSC" says i " bound to be something helpful,"
So what is the etiquette for said beach?
For example what do you do when you inevitably bump into someone from the 1901,is there a secret handshake?
Is frequent bending over to tie up your espadrilles frowned upon?
Is it permissible to walk around with a bobble hat strategically placed over your junk?
And more importantly how do you get the wife back in the good books after you have said" well yes i might consider it if you can persuade your sister to come along too"
