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What happened to crisps?



Nibble

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Jan 3, 2007
19,238
Grab bags, 25 % extra, tubes, boxes, family size, multi packs, fun size, special edition....what happened to normal crisps?
 








banjo

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Oct 25, 2011
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Herr Tubthumper

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Jul 11, 2003
59,463
The Fatherland
And why are grab bags called grab bags? They're just big bags so why doesn't it just say Big Bag of Crisps on the packet? I imagine if you're fat you might grab at these more than smaller packets? Is this the reason?
 




Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
And why are grab bags called grab bags? They're just big bags so why doesn't it just say Big Bag of Crisps on the packet? I imagine if you're fat you might grab at these more than smaller packets? Is this the reason?

Because they are the only size bags the big fatties can get their big fat sausage fingers around to "grab"?
 




Mr Bridger

Sound of the suburbs
Feb 25, 2013
4,436
Earth
Grab bags, 25 % extra, tubes, boxes, family size, multi packs, fun size, special edition....what happened to normal crisps?

exactly what i thought yesterday, went into the garage and wanted a bag of dorito's, all they had were GRAB bags.

what does it mean?
 




spring hall convert

Well-known member
Nov 3, 2009
9,608
Brighton
And why are grab bags called grab bags? They're just big bags so why doesn't it just say Big Bag of Crisps on the packet? I imagine if you're fat you might grab at these more than smaller packets? Is this the reason?

Because the focus group that the vastly over paid Walker's marketing department took it to, deemed "big" bag boring.
 


TWOCHOICEStom

Well-known member
Sep 22, 2007
10,553
Brighton
I wish companies were more honest.

"GRAB BAG" Really? They should be called "FATTY BAGS" or "MAXIMISING PROFIT BY LIMITING CHOICE" bags
 


Nibble

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Jan 3, 2007
19,238
Big fat people with their big fat grabby hands
 




Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
I wish companies were more honest.

"GRAB BAG" Really? They should be called "FATTY BAGS" or "MAXIMISING PROFIT BY LIMITING CHOICE" bags

Haha! Fatty bags, brilliant. Brilliant.
 








Oct 25, 2003
23,964
i can't be doing with these posh crisps with ridiculous flavours either

there's only need for about 7 flavours of crisps (brannigans and mccoys are immune from criticism)
 


Back in the late seventies early eighties there were these things like really thin wheat crunchies, tubes of some description.

If anyone can remember what they were or even if you can get anything like them now I would be very happy.
 




hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.
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Mar 16, 2005
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Chandlers Ford
i can't be doing with these posh crisps with ridiculous flavours either

there's only need for about 7 flavours of crisps (brannigans and mccoys are immune from criticism)

Steady on there turi.

I'll take a bag of Jalapeno crisps, with my pint, over any of your old skool 7 flavours, ANY day.
 




Nibble

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Jan 3, 2007
19,238
Thyme and cracked black sea pepper with a rumour of lime chilli, baked not fried with just a hint of middle class breast milk, Ideal for dinner parties and nights in front of HBO box sets. Or for big fat *****.
 




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