Top 5 crappy villages and towns

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Poyetry In Motion

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Feb 26, 2009

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6.61 miles from the Amex

• Jul 15, 2013

• #1

Seems only fair to balance the argument. So in no particular order, my top 5 5hitholes are

Bracknell, Berkshire ( dull, boring and very chavvy )
Crawley, West Sussex ( ditto )
Hailsham, East Sussex ( chavvy )
Portslade, Sussex ( dirty, chavvy, depressing )
Stains, Middlesex ( boring and too much traffic! )

 

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topbanana36

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Dec 29, 2007

1,753

New Zealand

• Jul 15, 2013

• #2

Bideford
Cambourne
Leigh Park
Lancing
Weston Super mare

 

Manx Shearwater

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Jun 28, 2011

1,206

Brighton

• Jul 15, 2013

• #3

Swindon
Swindon
Swindon
Swindon and
Great Yarmouth

 

upthealbion1970

bring on the trumpets....

NSC Patron

Jan 22, 2009

8,865

Woodingdean

• Jul 15, 2013

• #4

Skelmerdale
Wigan
Runcorn
Newhaven
Skelmersdale (again as it really is THAT bad)

 

jakarta

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May 25, 2007

15,620

Sullington

• Jul 15, 2013

• #5

Chatham
Gillingham
Gravesend
Rochester
Sittingbourne

Garden of England my arse!

 

Hillian1

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Jul 15, 2010

15,364

Struggling for breath at the top of the stairs

• Jul 15, 2013

• #6

Henfield
Hassocks
Cowbridge
Clacton on Sea
East Grinstead

Honourable mention to Burgess Hill.

 

Hove Seagull

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Feb 18, 2008

1,250

Havant

• Jul 15, 2013

• #7

Is nobody going to mention Croydon?

 

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xbakerbob

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Aug 4, 2011

306

Basingstoke

• Jul 15, 2013

• #8

Oh ok

Croydon
Burnley
Gillingham
Bracknell
Swindon

 

Butch Willykins

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Jun 17, 2011

2,533

Shoreham-by-Sea

• Jul 15, 2013

• #9

Luton
Gravesend
Portsmouth
Dover
Stevenage

 

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n1 gull

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Jul 25, 2003

4,638

Hurstpierpoint

• Jul 15, 2013

• #10

Haywards Heath

 

Seagull27

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Feb 7, 2011

3,308

Bristol

• Jul 15, 2013

• #11

Harlow
Swindon
Chatham
Grimsby
Port Talbot

 

SouthCoastOwl

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May 23, 2013

1,719

Vaux Sur Seine

• Jul 15, 2013

• #12

Croydon
Barnstable
Luton
Swindon
Littlehampton

 

albion534

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Mar 4, 2010

5,268

Brighton, United Kingdom

• Jul 15, 2013

• #13

Hillian1 said:

Henfield
Hassocks
Cowbridge
Clacton on Sea
East Grinstead
Honourable mention to Burgess Hill.

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I quite like henfield.....each to their own

 

glasfryn

cleaning up cat sick

Nov 29, 2005

20,261

somewhere in Eastbourne

• Jul 15, 2013

• #14

Dover
Billericay
Harlow
Basildon
Llanelli (walking stick city)

 

Stevie Boy

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Nov 2, 2004

6,364

Horam

• Jul 15, 2013

• #15

Croydon
Hailsham
Portsmouth
Gillingham
Crowborough

 

Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch

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Oct 27, 2003

20,989

The arse end of Hangleton

• Jul 15, 2013

• #16

Liverpool
Aberdeen
Port Talbot
Croydon
Leeds

 

Mad as my Mother

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May 21, 2013

346

Dorset

• Jul 15, 2013

• #17

Portsmouth
Slough
Sheerness
Bognor Regis
Littlehampton

 

Guinness Boy

Tofu eating wokerati

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Jul 23, 2003

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Up and Coming Sunny Portslade

• Jul 15, 2013

• #18

Poyetry In Motion said:

Seems only fair to balance the argument. So in no particular order, my top 5 5hitholes are

Bracknell, Berkshire ( dull, boring and very chavvy )
Crawley, West Sussex ( ditto )
Hailsham, East Sussex ( chavvy )
Portslade, Sussex ( dirty, chavvy, depressing )
Stains, Middlesex ( boring and too much traffic! )

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I'll have you know Portslade is gentrifying (very slowly). *sticks nose in air*

You should go to a few Northern away games though. Hull, Barnsley and Middlesborough are FAR worse than any mentioned above. My father-in-law lived in Bishop Auckland, a hugely dull place populated exclusively with pensioners or families with more tattoos than teeth. And though there are nice areas surrounding Milton Keynes it must be the most depressing town in England on its day.

 

surrey jim

Not in Surrey

Aug 2, 2005

18,092

Bevendean

• Jul 15, 2013

• #19

Liskeard (Cornwall)
Adlestone (Surrey)
Dudley
Gillingham (Kent)
Blackpool

 

strings

Moving further North...

Feb 19, 2006

9,965

Barnsley

• Jul 15, 2013

• #20

I genuinely do not think that I could put any Sussex villages or towns in the top 10, let alone the top 5.

Dudley is a good shout by @surrey jim.