*MASSIVE transfer NEWS*

Ernest

Stupid IDIOT

Nov 8, 2003

42,739

LOONEY BIN

• Jul 12, 2013

• #1

I haven't BEAN to the CLIFTONVILLE since they INSISTED I wore a SHIRT and no NAKEDNESS was allowed but my SAUCE texted me to SAY get down THEIR this morning AS he had SOME MASSIVE transfer NEWS.

I was WOLFING down my LARGE Full English with EXTRA sausage FULLY clothed when MY sauce ARRIVED breathless WITH excitement. HE said GETTING a FIVER out of Dick Tight's WALLET is EASIER than getting info out of the CLUB these days and NOT to repeat WHAT he says anywhere.

I ASKED him what the MASSIVE transfer news WAS and he said to KEEP it under MY hat but MATTHEW Upson was going to SING by the end of the WEEK. I nearly FELL off my CHAIR with shock as I didn't SEE that one HAPPENING but if my SAUCE says it is then IT will be TRUE as he has NEVER let me down YET.

I tried to PROBE my SAUCE with some TIT bits about VINCENTE or Oscar BUT he said OSCAR has still to SPEAK a single word at the CLUB and COMMUNICATES by winking if HE likes WHAT he sees.

With that SHOCKER my SAUCE slipped out into the THRONGING masses of George ST whilst I CAME over all QUEER with the EXCITEMENT of it all.

 

big hilda

Active member

Feb 13, 2013

137

• Jul 12, 2013

• #2

RESPECT, word.

 

BadFish

Huge Member

Oct 19, 2003

17,102

• Jul 12, 2013

• #3

Replying to your own thread with your other 'character' is a little desperate.

Here's The Smiths

 

Kumquat

New member

Mar 2, 2009

4,459

• Jul 12, 2013

• #4

Good to have you back on form although I think I was the first to break the news about Upson's vocal efforts.

 

C

Canonman

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Apr 14, 2011

792

• Jul 12, 2013

• #5

Ernest said:

I haven't BEAN to the CLIFTONVILLE since they INSISTED I wore a SHIRT and no NAKEDNESS was allowed but my SAUCE texted me to SAY get down THEIR this morning AS he had SOME MASSIVE transfer NEWS.

I was WOLFING down my LARGE Full English with EXTRA sausage FULLY clothed when MY sauce ARRIVED breathless WITH excitement. HE said GETTING a FIVER out of Dick Tight's WALLET is EASIER than getting info out of the CLUB these days and NOT to repeat WHAT he says anywhere.

I ASKED him what the MASSIVE transfer news WAS and he said to KEEP it under MY hat but MATTHEW Upson was going to SING by the end of the WEEK. I nearly FELL off my CHAIR with shock as I didn't SEE that one HAPPENING but if my SAUCE says it is then IT will be TRUE as he has NEVER let me down YET.

I tried to PROBE my SAUCE with some TIT bits about VINCENTE or Oscar BUT he said OSCAR has still to SPEAK a single word at the CLUB and COMMUNICATES by winking if HE likes WHAT he sees.

With that SHOCKER my SAUCE slipped out into the THRONGING masses of George ST whilst I CAME over all QUEER with the EXCITEMENT of it all.

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There's a bus to the Outer Hebrides in about half an hour. GET ON IT.

 

papajaff

Well-known member

Aug 7, 2005

3,974

Brighton

• Jul 12, 2013

• #6

Thank GODD the SAUCE is back on form.

 

Gullflyinghigh

Registered User

Apr 23, 2012

4,279

• Jul 12, 2013

• #7

I just don't get it. I can appreciate that other people find these posts/the 'character' funny but for the life of me I can't figure out why (much like '2 Broke Girls' or 'Mrs Brown's Boys'). What am I missing (yes, 'sense of humour', well done...)?

 

papajaff

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Aug 7, 2005

3,974

Brighton

• Jul 12, 2013

• #8

Gullflyinghigh said:

I just don't get it. I can appreciate that other people find these posts/the 'character' funny but for the life of me I can't figure out why

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Don't look at the thread then?

 

BadFish

Huge Member

Oct 19, 2003

17,102

• Jul 12, 2013

• #9

Gullflyinghigh said:

I just don't get it. I can appreciate that other people find these posts/the 'character' funny but for the life of me I can't figure out why (much like '2 Broke Girls' or 'Mrs Brown's Boys'). What am I missing (yes, 'sense of humour', well done...)?

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A NSC institution I think.

 

Giraffe

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Aug 8, 2005

26,543

• Jul 12, 2013

• #10

Once you get him, it becomes funny. It's a weird thing. I like to imagine Ernest as a little like the banker in Deal or No Deal.

 

Brightonia

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Dec 7, 2012

1,301

Sussex by the sea

• Jul 12, 2013

• #11

Ernest is a legend!

 

Kumquat

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Mar 2, 2009

4,459

• Jul 12, 2013

• #12

Giraffe said:

Once you get him, it becomes funny. It's a weird thing. I like to imagine Ernest as a little like the banker in Deal or No Deal.

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The policeman in 'allo 'allo for me. Especially that last line.

 

Gullflyinghigh

Registered User

Apr 23, 2012

4,279

• Jul 12, 2013

• #13

papajaff said:

Don't look at the thread then?

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I didn't slate it nor did I criticise, I'm just curious as to what people find funny, that's all.

Fully aware it's a long standing NSC thing, which wouldn't be the case if it wasn't appreciated.

 

papajaff

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Aug 7, 2005

3,974

Brighton

• Jul 12, 2013

• #14

Harmless fun buddy

 

BadFish

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Oct 19, 2003

17,102

• Jul 12, 2013

• #15

papajaff said:

Don't look at the thread then?

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It's always good for a binfest though eh? Arguing with Ernest about Dick Tight is almost a rite of passage on NSC.

 

Igzilla

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Sep 27, 2012

1,644

Worthing

• Jul 12, 2013

• #16

Ernest said:

I tried to PROBE my SAUCE with some TIT bits about VINCENTE or Oscar BUT he said OSCAR has still to SPEAK a single word at the CLUB and COMMUNICATES by winking if HE likes WHAT he sees.

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This nearly made me SPURT my morning COFFEE all over my LAPTOP.

Nice work, Enrest.

 

big hilda

Active member

Feb 13, 2013

137

• Jul 12, 2013

• #17

I am my own Girl, however, ARS action is always appreciated.

 

Tony Towner's Fridge

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Aug 22, 2003

5,384

GLASGOW,SCOTLAND,UK

• Jul 12, 2013

• #18

Best poster on this forum, after Pat that is.

TNBA

TT Le F

 

northernseagull

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Mar 12, 2013

676

• Jul 12, 2013

• #19

Gullflyinghigh said:

I didn't slate it nor did I criticise, I'm just curious as to what people find funny, that's all.

Fully aware it's a long standing NSC thing, which wouldn't be the case if it wasn't appreciated.

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Being quite new to NSC I get where you're coming from, but getting owned by Ernest on a thread about Gary Megson taking over Poyet you begin to realise this is just taking the mick out of all the crap papers throw at us each day... harmless fun

 

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topbanana36

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Dec 29, 2007

1,753

New Zealand

• Jul 12, 2013

• #20

Gullflyinghigh said:

I just don't get it. I can appreciate that other people find these posts/the 'character' funny but for the life of me I can't figure out why (much like '2 Broke Girls' or 'Mrs Brown's Boys'). What am I missing (yes, 'sense of humour', well done...)?

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I've been reading this toilet for years and like you I don't find it funny in the slightest, but then I don't suppose people find Jim Davidson or Billy Connolly funny either.