If our players had regular jobs, what would they be?

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BHAFC_AMEX

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This may have been done before so let me know if it has!

Based on our current squad, here are some brief suggestions:

Brezovan + Ankergren - Coffee shop owners (they spend half their life there)

Bruno/Calderon - Owners of a worldwide tapas franchise.

Kuszczak - Builder.

Any more?

 

upthealbion1970

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Calde male model

 

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Calde male model

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Stat Brother

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Hair dressers, except El Abd, the poodle parlour owner.

 

Daffy Duck

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El Abd would definitely be a hod carrier.

 

upthealbion1970

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Daffy Duck said:

El Abd would definitely be a hod carrier.

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By day, and bouncer by night

 

Icy Gull

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Ulloa - Gigalo

 

Zukey Seagull

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Greer - The man on the diet coke adverts in the lift with the ladies (with that music "i dont want you to work all day"

 

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Orlandi would be the guy in the Milk Tray adverts.

He could swan in through my window any time!

 

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Spanish Dave - balaclava model.

 

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Greer - alcoholic big issue seller

 

Ninja Elephant

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81jamie said:

Spanish Dave - balaclava model.

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Brutal.

Hoskins - Injury compensation lawyer

 

Daffy Duck

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CMS could be the rabbit at greyhound races.

 

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Gus Poyet: Trappist Monk

Ashley Barnes: After-dinner speaker

LuaLua: Academic

 

Ulloa's Soul Patch

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Just above the chin.

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Icy Gull said:

Ulloa - Gigalo

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Excuse me?

 

GreersElbow

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A Northern Outpost

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Oatway (as he is still currently technically still with the club) a bouncer.


Craig Mackail Smith definitely a salesman.
Calderon - teacher
Ashley Barnes - anger management counsellor

 

The Tactician

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Gigalo means gay prostitute

 

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Sussex, Sussex not by the sea and actually nearer

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Orlandi - Lawyer, based on the fact he said he is studying to be one in the programme.

 

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Casper = Juggler

Vicente = Magician , soon to make himself re appear right in front of 30 thousand people

 

Cars

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PIG- cage fighter
Calde- deli worker