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Thanks Greens :(
Woman: 'Doctor, every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm!...'
Doctor: 'Are you taking anything for it?...'
Woman: 'Yes. Pepper...'
Doctor: 'Are you taking anything for it?...'
Woman: 'Yes. Pepper...'
Pepper isn't a recognised medication. If she's happy with the situation, why talk to her doctor?
A man goes to confession, and tells the priest he has just bedded a pair of 17 year old twin sisters
The priest says he doesn't recognise the man's voice, and asks when was the last time he had been to confession
The man says he is Jewish, and has never been to confession
The priest then asks him why he is telling a Catholic priest
The man replies he is telling EVERYBODY
Perhaps the doctor isn't one of the medical variety, and she's just making conversation.
That is seriously lacking in class. Firstly, to taunt a man of the cloth who has likely taken a vow of celibacy with tales of your sexual conquest is jut mean. Secondly, perhaps these women expected a degree of privacy. They took part in what I assume is a private act between consenting adults, and this "man" thinks it's ok to let the world know?
If he is telling everyone, why do it confession, sneaking into a box to privately tell one man, everyone is going to find out, so why not save time and make the announcement in a more public way?
And isn't the point of confession that your identity is secret, and that churches are open to anyone, why should the priest seek to identify the man.
The why indicate his profession? Why not just "a woman was having a friendly chat with another person..."?