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Once upon a time there was a football club called Upthealbion run by Pinky and Perky. They had a manager they used to love a lot, but then they decided they didn’t like him after all. His name was Mr Talkalot. One day Pinky and Perky decided that they should send Mr Talkalot away on a long journey to the land of Youreagay, but Mr Talkalot didn’t want to go and yelled and shouted and even managed to get himself into people’s living rooms across the great country of Englandscotlandwales. People were very confused. Then Pinky and Perky wrote on some pieces of paper and called them statements and everyone was even more confused. Meanwhile people all over the great country of Englandscotlandwales were rolling around on their living room floors and in their veryimportantoffices and holding their sides laughing at the antics of Pinky, Perky, Upthealbion and Mr Talkalot and waiting eagerly for the next piece of paper which may contain secret details of a person called an interimmanager.
The end.
Once upon a time there was a football club called Upthealbion run by Pinky and Perky. They had a manager they used to love a lot, but then they decided they didn’t like him after all. His name was Mr Talkalot. One day Pinky and Perky decided that they should send Mr Talkalot away on a long journey to the land of Youreagay, but Mr Talkalot didn’t want to go and yelled and shouted and even managed to get himself into people’s living rooms across the great country of Englandscotlandwales. People were very confused. Then Pinky and Perky wrote on some pieces of paper and called them statements and everyone was even more confused. Meanwhile people all over the great country of Englandscotlandwales were rolling around on their living room floors and in their veryimportantoffices and holding their sides laughing at the antics of Pinky, Perky, Upthealbion and Mr Talkalot and waiting eagerly for the next piece of paper which may contain secret details of a person called an interimmanager.
The end.
