MASSIVE news from my SAUCE

Ernest

Stupid IDIOT

Nov 8, 2003

42,739

LOONEY BIN

• Jun 21, 2013

• #1

Just RUSHED back from the CLIFTONVILLE after demolishing MY Full English with SOME massive NEWS. I met BIG Hilda in there as USUAL and she was just about to GRAB my sausage when MY sauce arrived BREATHLESS with excitement.

AFTER he composed HIMSELF he passed on SOME shocking NEWS. This thing about this SPANIARD being the NEXT manager is a RED Herring and Tony Bloom and his LAPDOG Barber are FED up with FOREIGNERS and ESPECIALLY seeing SPAIN narrowly BEAT those TAHITI's last night HE has had ENOUGH of the TACKY Tacky football and WANTS proper ENGLISH football.

LAPDOG Barber as I TYPE is in the POTTERIES with a 20 year CONTRACT just waiting for Tony PULIS to SING it and it WILL be ROUTE one all the WAY to the PREMIERSHIP with CROUCHIE up TOP instead of El BARNDOORO Ulloa.

The THOUGHT of BIG Tone NAKED (Apart from his BASEBALL cap) sorting out SICKNOTES like VINCENTE in the SHOWER had Big HILDA swooning all OVER and MADE me feel JEALOUS.

Tony Bloom HAS done the RIGHT thing at last and GOT a TRIED and tested ENGLISH mananger in Tony PULIS and what is there not to LIKE ?

With THAT incredible NEWS my SAUCE rushed out into the THRONGING masses of George Street.

 

empire

Well-known member

Dec 1, 2003

11,699

dreamland

• Jun 21, 2013

• #2

what took you so longzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

Bladders

Twats everywhere

Jun 22, 2012

13,672

The Troubadour

• Jun 21, 2013

• #3

Plausible..........

 

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Lenny Rider

Well-known member

Sep 15, 2010

5,430

• Jun 21, 2013

• #4

6/10. Expected better tbh.

 

Diego Napier

Well-known member

Mar 27, 2010

4,416

• Jun 21, 2013

• #5

At last! Some credible news.

 

Socialist Sid

New member

Oct 20, 2012

702

The Kremlin

• Jun 21, 2013

• #6

I think Ernest is pottery.

 

El Sid

Well-known member

May 10, 2012

3,806

West Sussex

• Jun 21, 2013

• #7

Great news!
Long live the long ball. Cuts out the need for them nasty expensive foreign midfield jonnies.
The thought of Crouchie is the icing on my lardy cake.

 

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ads52

Member

Jul 31, 2011

91

• Jun 21, 2013

• #8

sidtheseagull said:

Great news!
Long live the long ball. Cuts out the need for them nasty expensive foreign midfield jonnies.
The thought of Crouchie is the icing on my lardy cake.

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And the thought of his mrs would be the cherry on top

 

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MattBackHome

Well-known member

Jul 7, 2003

11,723

• Jun 21, 2013

• #9

Don't you mean CLUELESS.

 

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hola gus

New member

Aug 8, 2010

1,797

• Jun 21, 2013

• #10

Need to start using that ignore facility.

 

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topbanana36

Well-known member

Dec 29, 2007

1,753

New Zealand

• Jun 21, 2013

• #11

QUOTE=Ernest;5778655]Just RUSHED back from the CLIFTONVILLE after demolishing MY Full English with SOME massive NEWS. I met BIG Hilda in there as USUAL and she was just about to GRAB my sausage when MY sauce arrived BREATHLESS with excitement.

AFTER he composed HIMSELF he passed on SOME shocking NEWS. This thing about this SPANIARD being the NEXT manager is a RED Herring and Tony Bloom and his LAPDOG Barber are FED up with FOREIGNERS and ESPECIALLY seeing SPAIN narrowly BEAT those TAHITI's last night HE has had ENOUGH of the TACKY Tacky football and WANTS proper ENGLISH football.

LAPDOG Barber as I TYPE is in the POTTERIES with a 20 year CONTRACT just waiting for Tony PULIS to SING it and it WILL be ROUTE one all the WAY to the PREMIERSHIP with CROUCHIE up TOP instead of El BARNDOORO Ulloa.

The THOUGHT of BIG Tone NAKED (Apart from his BASEBALL cap) sorting out SICKNOTES like VINCENTE in the SHOWER had Big HILDA swooning all OVER and MADE me feel JEALOUS.

Tony Bloom HAS done the RIGHT thing at last and GOT a TRIED and tested ENGLISH mananger in Tony PULIS and what is there not to LIKE ?

With THAT incredible NEWS my SAUCE rushed out into the THRONGING masses of George Street.[/QUOTE]

 

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goldstone

Well-known member

Jul 5, 2003

7,115

• Jun 21, 2013

• #12

Thank you, ENREST, like the rest of NSC I was EARNESTLY awaiting some news from the Albion VATICAN.

 

Coldeanseagull

Opinionated

Mar 13, 2013

7,777

Coldean

• Jun 21, 2013

• #13

Thinking about it, it could work.....eye level footbal in the upper west

 

Mr Bridger

Sound of the suburbs

Feb 25, 2013

4,440

Earth

• Jun 21, 2013

• #14

Ernest said:

Just RUSHED back from the CLIFTONVILLE after demolishing MY Full English with SOME massive NEWS. I met BIG Hilda in there as USUAL and she was just about to GRAB my sausage when MY sauce arrived BREATHLESS with excitement.

AFTER he composed HIMSELF he passed on SOME shocking NEWS. This thing about this SPANIARD being the NEXT manager is a RED Herring and Tony Bloom and his LAPDOG Barber are FED up with FOREIGNERS and ESPECIALLY seeing SPAIN narrowly BEAT those TAHITI's last night HE has had ENOUGH of the TACKY Tacky football and WANTS proper ENGLISH football.

LAPDOG Barber as I TYPE is in the POTTERIES with a 20 year CONTRACT just waiting for Tony PULIS to SING it and it WILL be ROUTE one all the WAY to the PREMIERSHIP with CROUCHIE up TOP instead of El BARNDOORO Ulloa.

The THOUGHT of BIG Tone NAKED (Apart from his BASEBALL cap) sorting out SICKNOTES like VINCENTE in the SHOWER had Big HILDA swooning all OVER and MADE me feel JEALOUS.

Tony Bloom HAS done the RIGHT thing at last and GOT a TRIED and tested ENGLISH mananger in Tony PULIS and what is there not to LIKE ?

With THAT incredible NEWS my SAUCE rushed out into the THRONGING masses of George Street.

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you must have a serious amount of time on your hands to keep churning out this sh!t

 

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topbanana36

Well-known member

Dec 29, 2007

1,753

New Zealand

• Jun 21, 2013

• #15

Mr Bridger said:

you must have a serious amount of time on your hands to keep churning out this sh!t

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Lord Bracknell

On fire

Jul 5, 2003

39,499

104 Upper Grosvenor Street, Mayfair

• Jun 21, 2013

• #16

With his record of playing 77 games for Newport County, Pulis is just the man to kick start a good League Cup run.

 

El Sid

Well-known member

May 10, 2012

3,806

West Sussex

• Jun 21, 2013

• #17

Mr Bridger said:

you must have a serious amount of time on your hands to keep churning out this sh!t

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Probably about the same time it takes you to read and comment on it.

 

El Sid

Well-known member

May 10, 2012

3,806

West Sussex

• Jun 21, 2013

• #18

Lord Bracknell said:

With his record of playing 77 games for Newport County, Pulis is just the man to kick start a good League Cup run.

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I suspect it was the 13 games for Happy Valley that moulded his managerial style.

 

HastingsSeagull

Well-known member

Jan 13, 2010

9,257

BGC Manila

• Jun 21, 2013

• #19

Not your best, but looking forward to the next one xx

 

CheeseRolls

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Jan 27, 2009

5,951

Shoreham Beach

• Jun 21, 2013

• #20

Ernest said:

Tony Bloom HAS done the RIGHT thing at last and GOT a TRIED and tested ENGLISH mananger in Tony PULIS and what is there not to LIKE?

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Ernest there are enough buffoons on here who can't spell, please don't let your standards slip.

GOT a TIRED and tested ENGLISH mananger....

There that's better