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Gus Poyet- a limerick!



Brightonia

Brightonia

New member
Dec 7, 2012
1,301
Sussex by the sea
There was a Uruguayan called Gus,
Who we thought was a geni-us
He was good for a bit,
But now he's a tit
And now we want off his bus!


I'll get my coat........... :(
 




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SeafordBHA

New member
Aug 13, 2011
410
Actually quite like it, last line probably needs a bit more work though.
 




portlock seagull

portlock seagull

Why? Why us?
Jul 28, 2003
17,069
There WAS a young manager called Gus,
The end.
 








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SeafordBHA

New member
Aug 13, 2011
410
Ulloa's Soul Patch said:
There once was a guy called Gus,
who put all the fans on his bus.
He wasn't that happy,
so he shat in his nappy.
And now he's got nowhere to go.
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There once was a guy called Gus,
who put all the fans on his bus.
He wasn't that happy,
so he shat in his nappy.
And now he has nobody's trust

??
 


Skaville

Skaville

Well-known member
Jun 10, 2004
10,100
Queens Park
Brightonia said:
There was a Uruguayan called Gus,
Who we thought was a geni-us
He was good for a bit,
But now he's a tit
And now we want off his bus!


I'll get my coat........... :(
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You've got your iambic pentameters all wrong there. Let me fix it for you...

We once had a boss named Gus
Who we thought was a right geni-us
He was good for a bit,
But now he's a tit
And now we want off of his bus!
 








Skaville

Skaville

Well-known member
Jun 10, 2004
10,100
Queens Park
There was a small chap called Leon
He wanted his name up in neon
So he left for Swansea
Now he's on his settee
Watching Dickenson on his television
 




Skaville

Skaville

Well-known member
Jun 10, 2004
10,100
Queens Park
There once was a lad named Charlie
A fiery pitbull he be
He shaved off his hair
Then pulled up a chair
With Gus for his disciplinary
 










Man of Harveys

Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,734
Brighton, UK
There was once an exec called Barber
Who caused one almighty palaver
His kangaroo court
Was a manager short
While Gus sunned his buns in Malaga
 












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