Anyone seen the movie 'Out of Reach'? And are there worst Steven Seagal movies out there?

Goldstone Rapper

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Having just finished watching this, I have to say this is quite clearly one of the worst films I've ever seen. An animal loving middle aged former secret agent in America writes pen pal letters with a thirteen year old girl in an orphanage in Poland. When she stops writing to him, he senses something is wrong and heads over to Eastern Europe and finds himself trying to stop a human trafficking ring. Bizarre premise and really, really crap fight scenes and overdubs too..

Anyway, as late as I am to the Seagal party, my appetite is whetted. What other classics of his should I be watching?

 

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Anything with a three word title

 

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tedlit said:

Anything with a three word title

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OK! Are there many?

 

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In his career so far he has dodged about 3.7 million bullets, mainly by doing forward rolls.
However, I think he was scratched once.

 

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Half Past Dead.

 

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The only Segal movie worth watching is Executive Decision, many because he dies in the first half hour. After that it's a reaonable film with Halle Berry.

Segal is so wooden he'd give mahogany a bad name.

 

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I thought the very definition of any Steven Seagal film was "more crap"?!

 

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Goldstone Rapper said:

OK! Are there many?

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I'd say!

Above the Law
Hard to Kill
Marked for Death
Out for Justice
The Glimmer Man
Fire Down Below
On Deadly Ground
Half Past Dead
Out of Reach
Into the Sun
Today You Die
Mercenary for Justice
Flight of Fury
The Onion Movie
Against the Dark
Driven to Kill
A Dangerous Man

 

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Thanks, guys. That's a lot of films he's been in. In your opinion, is there one that has the most ludicrous storyline?

 

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Steven Segal and bad movies go hand in hand... apart from Under Siege which is great mainly thanks to Tommy Lee Jones as the badie stealing the show.

 

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And that bird from Baywatch getting her bits out.

 

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It's an easier choice to state a good one.
Does he write the scripts himself or just portrays them badly?

 

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Goldstone Rapper said:

Thanks, guys. That's a lot of films he's been in. In your opinion, is there one that has the most ludicrous storyline?

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Hard to Kill maybe, just by the fact that his character is called Mason Storm

 

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Goldstone Rapper said:

Thanks, guys. That's a lot of films he's been in. In your opinion, is there one that has the most ludicrous storyline?

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or try this

http://www.highdefdigest.com/blog/steven-seagal-worst-dtv-movies/

 

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Anyone seen the movie 'Out of Reach'? And are there worst Steven Seagal movie...

Bladders said:

or try this

http://www.highdefdigest.com/blog/steven-seagal-worst-dtv-movies/

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That article is quite deliciously funny!