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drop dead fred

Active member
Mar 8, 2011
398
My wife phoned me just before the show and said,
'I've got water in the carburetor,
I said 'Where's the car'
She said 'In the river'
 




Socialist Sid

New member
Oct 20, 2012
702
The Kremlin
My wife phoned me just before the show and said,
'I've got water in the carburetor,
I said 'Where's the car'
She said 'In the river'

I'm getting old and grumpy and have gone off that childish humour.

I went up into the attic and found a Stradivarius and a Rembrandt.
Unfortunately Stradivarius was a terrible painter and Rembrandt made lousy violins.
 





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