Ode to the football fan

In Gus we trust.
We believe in Gus.
Always have we believed in Gus.
Always we will believe in Gus.
Praise be to the Gus!

What's that?
What's that!
You don't say?
You don't say!
Go on?
Go on!
You don't say?
You don't say!

In Bloom we trust.
We believe in Bloom.
Always have we believed in Bloom.
Always we will believe in Bloom.
Praise be to the Bloom!