red star portslade
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Has blamed Catherine Zeta-Jones' clopper for his throat cancer. He's got some neck! seems I got off lightly with crabs from Cerys in Rhyl.
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Michael Douglas.
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http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/STIs/Pages/oral-sex-and-cancer.aspx
He's not wrong. More common than you'd think.
He's not wrong. More common than you'd think.
Cheeky Monkey
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- Jul 17, 2003
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Shiver me sh*tlumps!!!
Her gash gush must be like Niagara Falls. 
red star portslade
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I'd still go at it like a starving tramp eating a big mac.
Marxo
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He's not the first to use that excuse. There was an Italian footballer a few years ago who failed a drugs test and blamed it on his girlfriend's v cream:
"Borriello blamed a positive test on ointment that he was using on his chief of staff after his Argentinean model girlfriend passed along an infection through sexual intercourse. When doctors claimed that the quantity in his system was too high for absorption, Borriello cunningly claimed that he did ingest it as well since his partner was using the cream on herself."
Yukkk!
"Borriello blamed a positive test on ointment that he was using on his chief of staff after his Argentinean model girlfriend passed along an infection through sexual intercourse. When doctors claimed that the quantity in his system was too high for absorption, Borriello cunningly claimed that he did ingest it as well since his partner was using the cream on herself."
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I must admit that, somewhat uncharitably, that is what I thought, too.
I think he is just reminding us peasants that even at the age of 68 he is plating Catherine Zeta Jones on a regular basis.
Surprised he didn't claim to also have cancer of the willy after getting a barber's pole from slipping her when the tomato boat had docked.
Surprised he didn't claim to also have cancer of the willy after getting a barber's pole from slipping her when the tomato boat had docked.
dougdeep
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A lower chance of infection from blowing men to blowing women. Makes you think. 
HastingsSeagull
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KZNSeagull
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Would he have chopped it off as a precaution though?
Tricky Dicky
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He's not got a new film out perchance ? Blimey, what are the odds a news story and a film at the same time !
Kumquat
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Nice alliteration there.
sydney
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A lower chance of infection from blowing men to blowing women. Makes you think.
yeuch......that sucks mate.....!