red star portslade
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Has blamed Catherine Zeta-Jones' clopper for his throat cancer. He's got some neck! seems I got off lightly with crabs from Cerys in Rhyl.
I wonder if he's ever watched Brass Eye?
Sounds to me like he's trying to say he got cool throat cancer, not the uncool smoking type.
I think he is just reminding us peasants that even at the age of 68 he is plating Catherine Zeta Jones on a regular basis.
Surprised he didn't claim to also have cancer of the willy after getting a barber's pole from slipping her when the tomato boat had docked.
Surprised he didn't claim to also have cancer of the willy after getting a barber's pole from slipping her when the tomato boat had docked.
I imagine he wants to make lads nervous about munching his missus magnificent minge.
A lower chance of infection from blowing men to blowing women. Makes you think.