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GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!
Apr 24, 2011
12,687
SouthCoast
What is the difference between Gus Poyet and Crystal Palace?

Crystal Palace will be back...............:ffsparr:
 


Hugh'sDad

New member
Nov 29, 2011
577
'Ove
"Frank Lampard signs 1 year contract extension" - promises to play his heart out for the next three or four managers
 






brakespear

Doctor Worm
Feb 24, 2009
12,326
Sleeping on the roof
I have to shamefacedly admit I've always had a soft spot for this track:

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Mr Bridger

Sound of the suburbs
Feb 25, 2013
4,408
Earth
What has Elton John and the one bedroom flat I rent out, got in common?







They both come fully furnished.....
 








Coldeanseagull

Opinionated
Mar 13, 2013
7,716
Coldean
A bloke called at my house today and said "Do you want your shed re-tarred?"
I said "no thanks"
and then the sod took my shed away............
 


Coldeanseagull

Opinionated
Mar 13, 2013
7,716
Coldean
Eskimo comes home from fishing to find his wife crying.
Whats the matter?" he asks.
The wife replies " My mother has just died"
Eskimo slaps her round the face..
" What the hell was that for?" she asks. "That's for making me laugh when I've got chapped lips"
 






Wrong-Direction

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2013
13,395
Jimmy Saville and Michael Jackson are on a plane that's about to crash -

Michael - We'll take the only two parachutes!
Jimmy - What about the kids!?
Michael - **** the kids!
Jimmy - We haven't got time!!
 



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