Plastic Fans - Assorted definitions

wallyback

Well-known member

Jun 22, 2011

1,406

Brighton

• May 29, 2013

• #1

A plastic fan is that fan who will make the most noise if your team wins the league title pledging unfailing allegiance to the team......


...but if your team loses a match or fails to win something, they will vilify the club, players, manager and even ground




A plastic fan sees the good in every other clubs players and has facts and figures to support their knowledge about everything football albeit knowledge gathered in a pub......

.....but as far as this fan is concerned, his team is rubbish no matter what




A plastic fan never congratulates his team when they win a match....


.....but he always seems to know who has played badly and who should be sold

 

Bridcutt

Well-known member

Aug 10, 2011

2,617

• May 29, 2013

• #2

I don't think any one cares..

 

the wanderbus

Well-known member

Dec 7, 2004

2,943

pogle's wood

• May 29, 2013

• #3

Aplastic fan is someone who turns up for the big games, like, maybe a play off final at Wembley but not the bread and butter games.Some clubs have up to 16000 of these!

 

Notters

Well-known member

Oct 20, 2003

24,869

Guiseley

• May 29, 2013

• #4

All wrong once again. A plastic fan always has been and will be one of those people who wears a manure shirt and bangs on about how good they are but has never been to a match, or even to the north of England. Anyone who goes to a match is NOT a plastic. Anyone who supports the Albion is NOT a plastic. Plastics have nothing to do with us whatsoever.

 

Rookie

Greetings

Feb 8, 2005

12,070

• May 29, 2013

• #5

didn't they used to be called arm chair fans?

 

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Don Quixote

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Nov 4, 2008

8,355

• May 29, 2013

• #6

Notters said:

All wrong once again. A plastic fan always has been and will be one of those people who wears a manure shirt and bangs on about how good they are but has never been to a match, or even to the north of England. Anyone who goes to a match is NOT a plastic. Anyone who supports the Albion is NOT a plastic. Plastics have nothing to do with us whatsoever.

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This is what a plastic fan is.

 

pasty

A different kind of pasty

Jul 5, 2003

30,283

West, West, West Sussex

• May 29, 2013

• #7

A plastic fan is.....

The Arsenal shirt wearing dickhead in my local (in Brighton) who, when I went to the pub before an Albion match wearing my Albion shirt, and Arsenal happened to be on the tellybox said "why on earth would you wear a Brighton shirt to an Arsenal match"