Bird Poo

Brightonia · May 28, 2013

I know we aren't allowed to talk about poo on here anymore....

But....

Just been shat on by a bird, apparently that's good luck so I'm going to take that as a sign that we will win the league next year!! Get in!!!

Socialist Sid · May 28, 2013

The last time a bird had a poo on my windscreen I told her to sod off and didn't see her again.

brightn'ove · May 28, 2013

I got shat on by a bird once.

I didn't call her back.

T soprano · May 28, 2013

I was on a first date a while ago walking along Brighton seafront when a seagull shat on me and it landed right in my mouth
(True story ) I ran into the odeon cinema toilets to rinse my mouth out, she never did give me a kiss at the end of the date

portslade seagull · May 28, 2013

Park in my car park and you're car will get multiple shats

TheMajor · May 28, 2013

are you sure it was a bird and not an unnamed member of the Amex staff ?

Dancing Sock · May 28, 2013

I hate been shat on by a bird.

One of those things all Brightoners will experience 2 or 3 times in a year or so.

One day I'm gonna get a seagull, super glue the ******* to the bottom of my toilet and shit all over it. Then kill it.

cloud · May 28, 2013

Not as bad as squirrel shit though

T soprano · May 28, 2013

cloud said:
Not as bad as squirrel shit though

What about elephant shit, that wouldn't be good

Brightonia · May 28, 2013

TheMajor said:
are you sure it was a bird and not an unnamed member of the Amex staff ?

I'm afraid I can't reveal that Information....

Brightonia · May 28, 2013

T soprano said:
What about elephant shit, that wouldn't be good

Hippo shit would be pretty spectacular! Have you seen that YouTube video of a hippo farting whilst shiting everywhere??

T soprano · May 28, 2013

Brightonia said:
Hippo shit would be pretty spectacular! Have you seen that YouTube video of a hippo farting whilst shiting everywhere??

I haven't but I will now

Durlston · May 28, 2013

I would have had a couple of bets on the horses or greyhounds today to see if that saying is true, Brightonia. Load of er, crap I reckon.

Brightonia · May 28, 2013

T soprano said:
I haven't but I will now

Check this out:

http://youtu.be/PSKQ3ZNQ_O8

Brightonia · May 28, 2013

Durlston said:
I would have had a couple of bets on the horses or greyhounds today to see if that saying is true, Brightonia. Load of er, crap I reckon.

You must be shitting me!

Mr Hankey · May 28, 2013

Did somebody call ?
Howdyhooo

T soprano · May 28, 2013

Brightonia said:
Check this out:

http://youtu.be/PSKQ3ZNQ_O8

I should spend more time on YouTube

brightn'ove · May 28, 2013

Mr Hankey said:
Did somebody call ?
Howdyhooo

****ing piece of shit

Brightonia · May 29, 2013

Mr Hankey said:
Did somebody call ?
Howdyhooo

Zzzzzzzz

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