Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
I've been walking the streets today with a POTATO PEELER in my pocket. The reason for this is that I couldn't be bothered to make sandwiches for work last night. Meaning I have no need for my rucksack, which would, under normal circumstances on any normal day, be carrying an item of tupperware containing my sandwiches, a pear, a kiwi and a Mini Babybel. The potato peeler, under normal circumstances and on any normal day, would be stowed within said tupperware, within the rucksack, and used to peel my kiwi.
But these are not normal circumstances, and this is not any normal day, as I am sandwichless, tupperwareless and hence rucksackless. I did, however, take the liberty of bringing along a pear, a kiwi and a babybel, stashed in my bodywarmer pocket. The inclusion of the kiwi necessitated the presence of the potato peeler, which I have surrepticiously concealed in my trouser pocket. It was early in the morning, and I just wasn't thinking.
My question is this. Were I to be involved in some form of unsavoury incident and frisked - could I be arrested ? On the way to work I would at least have the alibi of the kiwi in my bodywarmer pocket, to justify the presence of the pototo peeler in my trousers. But on the way back, I will have no fruity justification for carrying a potato peeler around in broad daylight. So I'm wondering whether to have my kiwi now, or to forsake it and take it back home with me, in case I need to rely on it as a kind of furry inanimate character witness.
The potato peeler MUST come home with me today. I can't leave it here over the weekend, as we're having a roast on Sunday. So I'm in something of a quandry now, as I really want that kiwi.
Thoughts ?
But these are not normal circumstances, and this is not any normal day, as I am sandwichless, tupperwareless and hence rucksackless. I did, however, take the liberty of bringing along a pear, a kiwi and a babybel, stashed in my bodywarmer pocket. The inclusion of the kiwi necessitated the presence of the potato peeler, which I have surrepticiously concealed in my trouser pocket. It was early in the morning, and I just wasn't thinking.
My question is this. Were I to be involved in some form of unsavoury incident and frisked - could I be arrested ? On the way to work I would at least have the alibi of the kiwi in my bodywarmer pocket, to justify the presence of the pototo peeler in my trousers. But on the way back, I will have no fruity justification for carrying a potato peeler around in broad daylight. So I'm wondering whether to have my kiwi now, or to forsake it and take it back home with me, in case I need to rely on it as a kind of furry inanimate character witness.
The potato peeler MUST come home with me today. I can't leave it here over the weekend, as we're having a roast on Sunday. So I'm in something of a quandry now, as I really want that kiwi.
Thoughts ?
