Howdyhoooo

Mr Hankey

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May 21, 2013

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• May 22, 2013

• #1

My, there are a lot of mighty sad people on here at the moment.
Why the long faeces boys and girls?
Shucks, everybody is so focused on all the bad things that are occurring at the moment, and not looking at all the mighty good things that have happened at this great place we call Brighton and Hove Albion.
We had an amazing season, even though we Didn't finish at 1 or number 2.
Some of the most skilled and regular players in the league.
A lovely new stadium
Award winning pies and the best toilet facilities in Britain to deposit them.

And if all that doesn't make that frown turn upside down, let me sing you a little jaunty tune.

Mr Hanky the Brighton poo
is here to sing a song for you
At least we're not in league 2
At the Withdean portaloo

Mr Hankey just wants to say
who needs the premier league anyway
Gus may not be here today
But at least we've not got Holloway

I'm here to sing you this happy tune
In praise of leader Tony Bloom
His dedication makes you swoon
He's fully toilet trained and won't use the floor of the changing room

I'm here to let you know
Next season if you're feeling low
Down the u bend your piglets pies will go
With a cheery HOWDYHOOOOOOOO

 

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Cheeky Monkey

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Jul 17, 2003

23,033

• May 22, 2013

• #2

You lumpa crap!

 

Notters

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Oct 20, 2003

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Guiseley

• May 22, 2013

• #3

Like

 

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Franks Wild Years

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Oct 26, 2004

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Barking at the gates of the west country

• May 22, 2013

• #4

"nurse" !!

 

Mr Hankey

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May 21, 2013

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• May 22, 2013

• Thread starter
• #5

Notters said:

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Well Gee whizz, thank you Notters, I'm glad I made you smile. And never forget, if the north stand are in need of a jaunty tune next season, shout my name 3 times down the nearest U bend and I will come to your aid.
Howdyhooo

 

Justice

Dangerous Idiot

Jun 21, 2012

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Born In Shoreham

• May 22, 2013

• #6

shit thread

 

Seagull on the wing

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Hailsham

• May 22, 2013

• #7

Is that a ditty about crap...? or just a crap ditty...the decision my friends is yours....

 

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Southern Toon

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Aug 6, 2010

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• May 22, 2013

• #8

Think you need to do more Preparation H.

 

Twinkle Toes

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Apr 4, 2008

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Hoveside

• May 22, 2013

• #9

Marvelous Niffy Scenes.

Howdy Ho Mr H. TT Like.

 

8ace

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Jul 21, 2003

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Brighton

• May 22, 2013

• #10

Hello Mr Hankey

 

hitony

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Jul 13, 2005

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South Wales (im not welsh !!)

• May 22, 2013

• #11

Mr Hankey said:

Well Gee whizz, thank you Notters, I'm glad I made you smile. And never forget, if the north stand are in need of a jaunty tune next season, shout my name 3 times down the nearest U bend and I will come to your aid.
Howdyhooo

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Do you want me to shout your name out 3 times?

 

Mr Hankey

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May 21, 2013

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• May 22, 2013

• Thread starter
• #12

Well shucks, thanks buddies, you all smell a lot like Lavender. I'm not here to offend, I just want to be friends. That's were the big misunderstanding came from last week.
Howdyhooo

 

Philzo-93

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Jan 17, 2009

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North Stand

• May 23, 2013

• #13

Nurse, he's escaped again!

 

hitony

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Jul 13, 2005

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South Wales (im not welsh !!)

• May 23, 2013

• #14

Philzo-93 said:

Nurse, he's escaped again!

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He's escaped? Hmmmm maybe.....

 

Oscar

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Nov 10, 2003

3,849

• May 23, 2013

• #15

This is good shit. Funny, I've been giggling about My Hankey a fair bit since the whole poogate thing eased out.

 

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essbee

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Jan 5, 2005

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• May 23, 2013

• #16

We have the next Poet Laureate

 

HastingsSeagull

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Jan 13, 2010

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BGC Manila

• May 23, 2013

• #17

Oscar said:

This is good shit. Funny, I've been giggling about My Hankey a fair bit since the whole poogate thing eased out.

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and the twitter campaign....... still welcome to NSC Mr Hankey, will you still be here at Xmas for a special? I hear we might get a turkey pie!

 

Mr Hankey

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May 21, 2013

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• May 23, 2013

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• #18

essbee said:

We have the next Poet Laureate

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Well shucks buddy thank you, but i want to be the next poo-et Laureate.

I'm going to share their special day
I'll travel up the wembley way
Where our friends in red and blue will play
And sing them a cheery Howdyhooo

Jesters hats and face paints too
I'll be with the eagles crew
Together we'll all smell of poo
And I'll sing HOWDYHOOOOO

 

finlaych

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Apr 16, 2011

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Brighton, United Kingdom

• May 23, 2013

• #19

I can make a Mr Hankey too

 

Mr Hankey

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May 21, 2013

16

• May 23, 2013

• Thread starter
• #20

Hiyaaa boys and girls
I've just been having a toilet tete a tete with Mr Barber and I've got some mighty swell news. Our new Boss man will be Kenny Jackett, but that's not the best news, he's bringing my favourite player with him from Millwall, DANNY SHITTU!!!!
Now cheerio for now my good buddies, I'm off to visit Mr Holloway again. We're the bestest of buddies now, he even wants me to do his team talk again at wembley.