Which paper is the best toilet paper substitute?

Doc Lynam · May 18, 2013

Your caught short on the toilet paper front, but have a stack of the days papers next you, which one do you reach for first?

TSB · May 18, 2013

Metro. Leader (does that still exist?) would be next.

pastafarian · May 18, 2013

The Sun loves poo!

easynow · May 18, 2013

All of them. It's all just a depressing spiral of shit written by mostly pessimistic wankers who do **** all to contribute to society.

TSB · May 18, 2013

Where's The Metro?!

pastafarian · May 18, 2013

i voted for all and seems to work well :clap:

Mowgli37 · May 18, 2013

Wouldn't even wipe my arse with the sun

Everest · May 18, 2013

pastafarian said:
The Sun loves poo!

But it's got so much sh*t in it already, it just cannae take any more captain..

jevs · May 18, 2013

Why isn't the Argus up there...disgusting paper

melias shoes · May 18, 2013

Any broadsheet would do they last for ages.

TonyBloomsPokerFace · May 18, 2013

What about the Daily Sport? No news in there!

Lethargic · May 18, 2013

Ironically sky ran a story yesterday on a toilet roll shortage.

melias shoes · May 18, 2013

Lethargic said:
Ironically sky ran a story yesterday on a toilet roll shortage.

Must have been a shortage the other night. :ohmy:

Given content which is the best toilet paper substitute?