What'll the wurzel waffle?

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Twizzle

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• May 13, 2013

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What do you imagine Hollow way will offer his palace squad tonight as advice for taking on and taking out The Albion?
Early pressure to quiet our crowd, take any chance they get to test TK, bully Liam Bridcutt, dominate possession, pull Bridge wide then hit from the middle......?

What will he tell his lot to get them going?

 

Phat Baz 68

Get a ****ing life mate !

Apr 16, 2011

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• May 13, 2013

• #2

Incoherent West Country drivel, accompanied by a toothless simpletons grin, and lots of upper body scratching !!
A bit like his one before the match last Thursday.

 

Justice

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• May 13, 2013

• #3

Something about his coat getting wet last time

 

Ernest

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LOONEY BIN

• May 13, 2013

• #4

Will he be on their coach this time ?

 

Tricky Dicky

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• May 13, 2013

• #5

Who knows, no-one can understand him anyway.

 

huge

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• May 13, 2013

• #6

Worzel Gummidge - Worzel intro. Japan4. - YouTube

 

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simon swagbag

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• May 13, 2013

• #7

Best thread title ever. Well done, very tabloidesque!

 

Triggaaar

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• May 13, 2013

• #8

Roight (grins and nods for a while). We're ready. You're ready. This is why we play de game - it's why we love the game innit (continues inane grin) - for days like this.
Now you can freeze.... and regret it for the rest a your loife, or you can play the best football you've ever played. And I know which it's gonna be. It's gonna be the second one (grins and nods for a while).
I'm roight in I. 'cos I know my players. I know, that you're the best group of players I've ever worked with, and I know... that you're gonna stand up and be counted when it matters. And that's on the pitch.
And I can see, looking round this room now, that you know I'm roight.

 

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Hove / Παρος

• May 13, 2013

• #9

Triggaaar said:

Roight (grins and nods for a while). We're ready. You're ready. This is why we play de game - it's why we love the game innit (continues inane grin) - for days like this.
Now you can freeze.... and regret it for the rest a your loife, or you can play the best football you've ever played. And I know which it's gonna be. It's gonna be the second one (grins and nods for a while).
I'm roight in I. 'cos I know my players. I know, that you're the best group of players I've ever worked with, and I know... that you're gonna stand up and be counted when it matters. And that's on the pitch.
And I can see, looking round this room now, that you know I'm roight.

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Splendid

 

Ozziemate

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• May 13, 2013

• #10

simon swagbag said:

Best thread title ever. Well done, very tabloidesque!

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10/10 for alliteration!

 

Giraffe

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• May 13, 2013

• #11

His team talk will be this:

"Give the ball to Wilf, Wilf run into the box and dive, Glenn make sure you score the penalty...... Glenn, Glenn, has anyone seen Glenn...." mad arm waving etc etc

 

the wanderbus

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• May 13, 2013

• #12

Twizzle said:

What do you imagine Hollow way will offer his palace squad tonight as advice for taking on and taking out The Albion?


What will he tell his lot to get them going?

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I've got a feeling his team talk may start like this....