Taking a dump

Justice

Dangerous Idiot

Jun 21, 2012

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Born In Shoreham

• May 12, 2013

• #1

If you had the chance would you take a dump on the smellhurst turf? I would save up a couple of days and drop a monster on the centre circle

 

GreersElbow

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Jan 5, 2012

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A Northern Outpost

• May 12, 2013

• #2

Really not sure what to make of this thread....

 

Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005

50,171

Goldstone

• May 12, 2013

• #3

GreersElbow said:

Really not sure what to make of this thread....

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It's shit

 

John Bumlick

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Apr 29, 2007

3,483

here hare here

• May 12, 2013

• #4

no, but i would happily drop one in one of the pockets of Wurzel's precious coat.

 

8ace

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Jul 21, 2003

23,811

Brighton

• May 12, 2013

• #5

I'd be up for a spot of crop spraying

 

SeagullSongs

And it's all gone quiet..

Oct 10, 2011

6,937

Southampton

• May 12, 2013

• #6

 

Willy Dangle

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Aug 31, 2011

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• May 12, 2013

• #7

I do hope you are not being serious.

 

TSB

Captain Hindsight

Jul 7, 2003

17,666

Lansdowne Place, Hove

• May 12, 2013

• #8

Maybe. If I had the wings of a sparrow...

 

cloud

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Jun 12, 2011

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• May 12, 2013

• #9

Shouldn't you be doing stuff like that at Villa Park

 

Phat Baz 68

Get a ****ing life mate !

Apr 16, 2011

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• May 12, 2013

• #10

 

D

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• May 12, 2013

• #11

If I had the chance yea. I'd rather crap on Holloway's head though like a proper seagull!

 

Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy

Jul 15, 2003

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Brighton, United Kingdom

• May 12, 2013

• #12

I was planning a piss from the top of the West stand upper on Holloways new coat as it happens..

 

Worthingite

Sexy Pete... :D

Sep 16, 2011

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Worthing

• May 12, 2013

• #13

Only if they paid me. I'm not fertilising their bloody pitch for free!!

 

Meade's Ball

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Jul 7, 2003

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Hither (sometimes Thither)

• May 13, 2013

• #14

I'd hold one in for about 3 months before dropping a steaming and insect-filled 18 footer inside the goal frame of the Holmesdale Stand end. The repugnance would for the first few months remain unnoticeable, but then a swarm of my poo-roaches would eat their through and begin to mix in innocently with the foul germ-spreading pongers that already inhabit the general area before a war begins and the carnage remaining would show my shitwigs come out on top, gorging on the brainless hoards.

 

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May 9, 2008

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Haywards Heath

• May 13, 2013

• #15

Justice said:

If you had the chance would you take a dump on the smellhurst turf? I would save up a couple of days and drop a monster on the centre circle

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I wouldn't "take" a dump full stop , I might "HAVE" one though, I bet you say "can I get"don't you ......

 

W.C.

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Oct 31, 2011

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• May 13, 2013

• #16

I prefer to do toilet in cleaner surroundings thank you very much.

 

HovaGirl

I'll try a breakfast pie

Jul 16, 2009

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West Hove

• May 13, 2013

• #17

GreersElbow said:

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It was started by a child.

 

Justice

Dangerous Idiot

Jun 21, 2012

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Born In Shoreham

• May 13, 2013

• Thread starter
• #18

HovaGirl said:

It was started by a child.

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Meow

 

Leighgull

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Dec 27, 2012

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• May 13, 2013

• #19

I'd go on a strict diet of codeine and all bran so I could deliver a pile of rabbit tods at all corners and both penalty spots.

 

albion534

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Mar 4, 2010

5,268

Brighton, United Kingdom

• May 13, 2013

• #20

id rather shit in the changing rooms so nobody can locate it for days