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Have to share this about my new painter & decorator.



The Gem

New member
Oct 17, 2008
1,267
Before I go on have to explain coming from the Old School and lived through the games between 75 and mid 80's my hatred for Palace is immense.


Decided to have a few rooms painted in the house this week.

Found a Painter and Decorator from a friend who recommended them.

So today got talking about the up and coming massive games at the weekend telling them that I hope we rub the pikey c3nts from up the road in as much sh1t as we can find. Want nothing more than to silence them imbred b4stards once and for all.

You know whats coming: Asked who he supports...... Palace. FFS I could not believe it asked if he was joking said nope has supported them all his life.

So hes in the house today, tomorrow, and all next week.

I have tickets for both games but have suggested to him that if Palace win maybe a good idea not to come in on Tuesday as I will be so p1ssed off.

Even more reason for us to win now so I can sing around the House ALL day...

Just my luck.
 






Diego Napier

Well-known member
Mar 27, 2010
4,416
Some friend!
 




supaseagull

Well-known member
Feb 19, 2004
9,609
The United Kingdom of Mile Oak
Knock him out with his own sledgehammer and put his dead limp unconscious body in a wall cavity and listen to his screams when you tell him that Brighton have won and no one will find him.
 






Greg Bobkin

Silver Seagull
May 22, 2012
14,848
"A few rooms" and he's there this week and the WHOLE of next week? Get a new decorator...?
 






Shoreham Gull

New member
Nov 3, 2012
494
Westdene
You must be desperate to hire a cheap Palace/pikie to do the job,

should of paid more and got someone from Eastern Europe to do it
 












seagurn

Well-known member
Feb 19, 2007
1,971
County town
you could pay him 1p in the £. As whatever he does he's bound to leave a stinking turd in the middle of the floor regardless of the result.!!!!
 








Herne Hill Seagull

Well-known member
Jul 10, 2003
2,977
Galicia
He will paint something unpleasant underneath your wallpaper/emulsion; e.g. up the palarse... so best keep an eye on him ???

Yep - there'll be a piece of Palace memorabilia under a floorboard or something, or their crest painted onto the wall as an undercoat. You must watch this man's work like a hawk. Well, like a seagull actually - hawk is dangerously similar to eagle.
 


seagurn

Well-known member
Feb 19, 2007
1,971
County town
he'll buy a tin of white paint and shit in it , mix it up and call it magnolia
 








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