Franks Wild Years
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First Thatcher dies and now Ferguson retires......
Somewhere there's a scouser with a lamp and one wish left...
Somewhere there's a scouser with a lamp and one wish left...
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Philzo-93
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The Premier LEague have announced that all fixtures will be doing a minutes applause...in the 98th minute!
wehatepalace
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Got to give big feckin repect to Alex Ferguson on announcing his retirement today.....
It's so refreshing to see stories of a man in his seventies in the news that doesn't involve feckin child abuse.....!!
It's so refreshing to see stories of a man in his seventies in the news that doesn't involve feckin child abuse.....!!
Brendan Rodgers was on the phone first thing this morning enquiring about the vacant managers job .
"Thank you for your interest but we are sorry we are looking for a manager who has more experience of managing a club as big as this one" was the reply.
Which is a shame really as I think he would have done well at Wolves
"Thank you for your interest but we are sorry we are looking for a manager who has more experience of managing a club as big as this one" was the reply.
Which is a shame really as I think he would have done well at Wolves
wehatepalace
Limbs
Woodchip
It's all about the bikes
Funniest one so far
Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
- Sep 29, 2007
- 8,205
Sir Alex Ferguson's retirement has been described by many people as a huge loss to the game of football.
Yes, about 5 minutes per match
Yes, about 5 minutes per match
TheJasperCo
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Sir Alex Ferguson walks into a bar.
He won't stop wining now.
He won't stop wining now.
Algernon
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Ryan Giggs has said that even if he was offered the position as Sir
Alex's replacement he would have to decline because he wishes to spend more time with his Brother's family.
Alex's replacement he would have to decline because he wishes to spend more time with his Brother's family.
Willy Dangle
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- Aug 31, 2011
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As a mark of respect I am not typing this. I have got the wife to do it because I do not want to talk to you.
Offside...it's a joke I tell you a joke, where's me whiskey.
Offside...it's a joke I tell you a joke, where's me whiskey.
SweatyMexican
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- Mar 31, 2013
- 4,101
When Sir Alex Ferguson told the world he would be retiring, Wrigleys gum has announced it will be entering administration.