In The Home Stands on Friday? Things You Might Say to Allay Suspicion.

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Cheeky Monkey

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Jul 17, 2003

23,033

• May 7, 2013

• #1

Some handy phrases for members of the glorious blue and white army who are sitting in with the red and blue scum:

"Oooohhhhwwwoooooaaaaoooaaaahhhhhhh.....
Oooohhhhwwwoooooaaaaoooaaaahhhhhhh....."

"Come on Murray you useless turd!"



Any others?.....

 

Coldeanseagull

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Mar 13, 2013

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Coldean

• May 7, 2013

• #2

Got a light?

 

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Deleted member 18477

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• May 7, 2013

• #3

Rather watch it at home than with those dirty pikeys.

Zaha you cheating diving scum!!!

Ian holloway is a ****

**** Off Murray and Dobbie!!

That's more like it!

 

LamieRobertson

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Feb 3, 2008

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SHOREHAM BY SEA

• May 7, 2013

• #4

Who's playing who?

 

The Wookiee

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Nov 10, 2003

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Worthing

• May 7, 2013

• #5

I turned to the person next to me and said "WHAT DO YOU THINK THE SCORE WILL BE ?" Stupid bugger couldn't hear me 10 rows away

 

Grassman

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Jun 12, 2008

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Tun Wells

• May 7, 2013

• #6

That Kevin Day's a funny bloke, ain't he.

 

TheMajor

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Sep 27, 2011

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laughing at the size of the JackHunts crowds.

• May 7, 2013

• #7

"I say what colours are the Palace playing in ?" - none of the feckers will know.

 

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backson

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Jul 26, 2004

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• May 7, 2013

• #8

Ooh, goal music, how lovely!

 

The Wookiee

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Worthing

• May 7, 2013

• #9

Alwite Bruv, I see shaznay was on Jeremy Kyle this morning, she ain't changed a bit bruv since she had baby Wayne, the cow is even back at school innit geez

 

8ace

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Jul 21, 2003

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Brighton

• May 7, 2013

• #10

That fried chicken I had before the game was delicious - how was yours?

 

Dick Head

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Quaxxann

• May 7, 2013

• #11

Ooh, those goals from Ulloa, Lua Lua and David were very unfortunate for us weren't they?

 

The Wookiee

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Worthing

• May 7, 2013

• #12

How's the running practice going ?

 

HastingsSeagull

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Jan 13, 2010

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BGC Manila

• May 7, 2013

• #13

's'up, what's ur Prem team then blud brrrrrrappp!!!!

Did you see the merseyside derby at the weekend? Better than this heap of shite neways!

Why do we h8 th weeds then? Other than the fact they're all *********ders??

 

Benson

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Jan 31, 2012

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near water

• May 7, 2013

• #14

What exactly does that 'Spanish Dave' geezer actually do?

 

Justice

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Jun 21, 2012

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Born In Shoreham

• May 7, 2013

• #15

Alright Nigel

 

W.C.

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• May 8, 2013

• #16

uh, uh uh uh, uh, ooh ooh, ug ug *pickfleaoffofneighbour*

 

seagurn

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Feb 19, 2007

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County town

• May 8, 2013

• #17

Bugger it i've lost my groupon ticket and i.d can i nick yours.( to anyone around you).

 

Leighgull

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Dec 27, 2012

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• May 8, 2013

• #18

I'm Steve Parishs Barber...would you like a blow dry?

 

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Poyetry In Motion

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6.61 miles from the Amex

• May 8, 2013

• #19

"Goodness me, another goal for the Gay boys. That makes 6 doesn't it? How unlucky Crystal Palace are to miss their 7 penalties"

 

Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003

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West west west Sussex

• May 8, 2013

• #20

Nice use of 'allay', Stat Brother likes, Stat Brother will be using it soon.