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Husty

Mooderator
Oct 18, 2008
11,991
"Do you want to see my puppies, little girl?" I asked.

"No thanks," she replied. "I've just had lunch."

It's not easy being a paedophile in Korea.



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Acker79

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Nov 15, 2008
31,855
Brighton
You met a girl who speaks English in Korea? Was this north or south? I want to know so I don't take my nieces to a hot bed of child abuse.

Is it really wise to be bragging about being a paedophile? I mean, I'm glad this reported attempt was unsuccessful, you should really seek help...
 


mistahclarke

Well-known member
Jul 28, 2009
2,997
even if she had eaten puppies for lunch, why would that stop her for seeing alive ones?

I've just had a nice bit of lamb, but it wouldn't put me off seeing them in the fields.

No, no, this doesn't make sense.
 














narly101

Well-known member
Feb 16, 2009
2,683
London
Surely if the OP had suggested puppies as being a potential kiddie-lure, and been rebuffed on a few occasions in Korea, he would have tried something else. I sincerely doubt that the term "easy" can be related to the actual lure. This is a load of olds codswallop frankly.
 


MattBackHome

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
11,723
Alternatively he may with to try at a different time of day, perhaps just before anyone is likely to have indulged in some lunch, and thus leveraging the implied duality of usage for juvenile canines. Maybe around half 11 am? Though I'm not sure a) how that fits in with his schedule, or b) whether traditional British mealtimes are applicable to Korea, never having been there.

I've got a mate from Seoul though - maybe I could ask him?
 


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