Another brief highlight from yesterday: the steward confiscating an inflatable cock

edna krabappel · May 5, 2013

For those who missed it, there was an inflatable cock & balls being lobbed around the away end briefly yesterday. As soon as it bounced over towards the front of the South West corner home fans, a steward appeared, seized the offending article, and walked off with it, hiding it underneath an advertising hoarding at the front of the stand.

(I really rather hoped someone would have got a photo of this chap, striding purposefully along the front of several thousand supporters with an 18" inflatable cock under his arm, but seemingly not)

I thought when I first saw it that I heard the faint noise of somebody SCREAMING for a policeman, but I may have imagined it.

Brian Fantana · May 5, 2013

edna krabappel said:
I thought when I first saw it that I heard the faint noise of somebody SCREAMING for a policeman, but I may have imagined it.

I'd be screaming for a medic rather, if I encountered something of that size!

Chief Wiggum · May 5, 2013

I saw that too. He seemed to be handling it with ease.

shaolinpunk · May 5, 2013

From twitter:

CorgiRegisteredFriend · May 5, 2013

Chants of ' He's taking it home. He' s taking it home' from where we sat.

CorgiRegisteredFriend · May 5, 2013

shaolinpunk said:
From twitter:

If he was holding that the other way round it would make a great picture.

Baron Pepperpot · May 5, 2013

Brian Fantana said:
I'd be screaming for a medic rather, if I encountered something of that size!

edna krabappel · May 5, 2013

shaolinpunk said:
From twitter:

Genius

Tom Hark Preston Park · May 5, 2013

Classic!

Could only have been bettered if he'd tried to take the air out :lol:

Questions · May 5, 2013

Tom Hark said:
Classic!

Could only have been bettered if he'd tried to take the air out

Or put more in.

edna krabappel · May 5, 2013

Questions said:
Or put more in.

I suppose that depends where exactly the valve is located?

Hyperion · May 5, 2013

Another brief highlight from yesterday: the steward confiscating an inflatable

Will it ever stop being hilarious I ask myself

Tom Hark Preston Park · May 5, 2013

edna krabappel said:
For those who missed it, there was an inflatable cock & balls being lobbed around the away end briefly yesterday. As soon as it bounced over towards the front of the South West corner home fans, a steward appeared, seized the offending article, and walked off with it, hiding it underneath an advertising hoarding at the front of the stand.

(I really rather hoped someone would have got a photo of this chap, striding purposefully along the front of several thousand supporters with an 18" inflatable cock under his arm, but seemingly not)

I thought when I first saw it that I heard the faint noise of somebody SCREAMING for a policeman, but I may have imagined it.

It'd never stand up in court.

Questions · May 5, 2013

edna krabappel said:
I suppose that depends where exactly the valve is located?

I know where my valve is located

Surrey Seagull · May 5, 2013

CorgiRegisteredFriend said:
Chants of ' He's taking it home. He' s taking it home' from where we sat.

Bit cruel that, he might be saving it for a Tory mp. :thumbsup:

edna krabappel · May 5, 2013

Tom Hark said:
It'd never stand up in court.

Viagra?

backson · May 5, 2013

Tom Hark said:
It'd never stand up in court.

Even if you put it in the hands of your barrister?

el punal · May 5, 2013

edna krabappel said:
For those who missed it, there was an inflatable cock & balls being lobbed around the away end briefly yesterday. As soon as it bounced over towards the front of the South West corner home fans, a steward appeared, seized the offending article, and walked off with it, hiding it underneath an advertising hoarding at the front of the stand.

(I really rather hoped someone would have got a photo of this chap, striding purposefully along the front of several thousand supporters with an 18" inflatable cock under his arm, but seemingly not)

I thought when I first saw it that I heard the faint noise of somebody SCREAMING for a policeman, but I may have imagined it.

Is that what they call a lazy lob?

Giraffe · May 5, 2013

Made me think of that office sketch as I saw him walking around. I was desperate for him to put it on his forehead.

Norman Baker suck my lozenge · May 5, 2013

Tom Hark said:
It'd never stand up in court.

an omen for the semi!

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