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A SIMMO SAYS cycling tip for just one person



SIMMO SAYS

SIMMO SAYS

Well-known member
Jul 31, 2012
11,715
Incommunicado
A short message to the bloke who thinks he is Lance Armstrong in the morning riding on the main road towards Lewes :wrong:

THERE IS A FECKING CYCLE LANE-----------------------------sooner (hopefully) or later you are gonna go under the wheels of a very large lorry.

Rant over:)
 




SeagullSongs

SeagullSongs

And it's all gone quiet..
Oct 10, 2011
6,937
Southampton
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smeariestbat

smeariestbat

New member
May 5, 2012
1,731
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LamieRobertson

LamieRobertson

Not awoke
Feb 3, 2008
46,675
SHOREHAM BY SEA
SIMMO SAYS said:
A short message to the bloke who thinks he is Lance Armstrong in the morning riding on the main road towards Lewes :wrong:

THERE IS A FECKING CYCLE LANE-----------------------------sooner (hopefully) or later you are gonna go under the wheels of a very large lorry.

Rant over:)
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Given the thread on chaffing by mr Soppy...do u think it could be him?
 




Wrong-Direction

Wrong-Direction

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2013
13,417
Cant stand those *******s! if theres a pavement and a cycle is on a country road i will try to clip the ******** with my wingmirror
 




Cheshire Cat

Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..
Nov 4, 2006
11,440
Sitting on a bough of a tree a few yards off...
A RED light means STOP, not barge through. Just wait like everyone else.
 




Stat Brother

Stat Brother

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NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
73,667
West west west Sussex














W

Was not Was

Loitering with intent
Jul 31, 2003
1,589
SIMMO SAYS said:
sooner (hopefully) or later you are gonna go under the wheels of a very large lorry.
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I've read some unpleasant stuff on NSC over the past decade, and that's in the top ten.

So you hope someone dies because they are fast and use the same road as you. Jealous much?
 








Benson

Benson

Member
Jan 31, 2012
685
near water
Wrong-Direction said:
Cant stand those *******s! if theres a pavement and a cycle is on a country road i will try to clip the ******** with my wingmirror
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Woah! No need for that, Just a squirt of windscreen wash does the trick.

They get a wash and you get a clear view for the next customer. We all win, and can live happily ever after.
 




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