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Top Sitcom line of all time



Kumquat

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Mar 2, 2009
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On the back of the thread on top 3 sitcoms, what is your favourite line?

There are many from Cheers that I could choose but my favourite was when Frazier was going out with some girl called Shona and he calls her Sauna by mistake before laughing and saying "That was a freudian slip". Woody says "What's a freudian slip, Mr Crane?" and Cliff says "It's where you say one thing, but you mean your mother......I mean "another", "another".
 

Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
Not the best of all time but it makes me smile everytime

Basil Fawlty: Hello?... Ah, yes Mr O'Reilly, well it's perfectly simple. When I asked you to build me a wall I was rather hoping that instead of just dumping the bricks in a pile you might have found time to cement them together... you know, one on top of another, in the traditional fashion.
 

happypig

Staring at the rude boys
May 23, 2009
7,928
Eastbourne
Father Ted...
"What would you say to a nice cup of tea father?"
"FECK OFF CUP"
 

Uncle Spielberg

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NSC Licker Extraordinaire
Jul 6, 2003
42,770
Lancing
" nice and easy Trigg , nice and easy "
 


Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee

You can't change fighters
NSC Licker Extraordinaire
Jul 25, 2005
10,846
on a pig farm
This time next year we'll be millionaires.

This time last WEEK we were millionaires!
 

Stat Brother

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NSC Licker Extraordinaire
Jul 11, 2003
73,270
West west west Sussex
Father Ted...
"What would you say to a nice cup of tea father?"
"FECK OFF CUP"

"Turn the TV off Dongal, it's just chewing gum for the eyes"
"No thanks Ted".
 

Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
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Oct 27, 2003
20,923
The arse end of Hangleton
" I was wondering what colour your bush is "
 


Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
30,499
1. Monkey tennis?
2. Smell my cheese, you mother!
3. I was pissing by the door when I heard two shats.
 

melias shoes

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Oct 14, 2010
4,830
How can I put this.....You don't live here anymore. What a Plonker.
 
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shaolinpunk

[Insert witty title here]
Nov 28, 2005
7,187
Brighton
Joey: Rach, you gotta find out if he's in the same place you are. Otherwise, it's just a moo point.
Rachel: A moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
 

melias shoes

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Oct 14, 2010
4,830
I've had the same broom for 20 years,it's had 17 new heads and 14 new handles.
Brilliant.
 


Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005
49,900
Goldstone
" nice and easy Trigg , nice and easy "
???

Joey: Rach, you gotta find out if he's in the same place you are. Otherwise, it's just a moo point.
Rachel: A moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
Ah, so that's what someone (maybe you) meant when saying it's just a moo point the other day
 

Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
42,770
Lancing
???

Ah, so that's what someone (maybe you) meant when saying it's just a moo point the other day

The one where he was in a bar with Trigger and tried to be cool when he spotted some women and fell through the bar.
 

Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005
49,900
Goldstone
I've had the same broom for 20 years,it's had 17 new heads and 14 new handles.
Me: "We have an old saying that's been handed down by generations of road sweepers: 'Look after your broom...'
Rodney: "and your broom will look after you?"
Me: "no Dave, its just look after your broom"
 
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TSB

Captain Hindsight
Jul 7, 2003
17,666
Lansdowne Place, Hove
Fawlty Towers:
"Don't mention the war"
"I know nothing"
Dad's Army
"Don't tell him your name, Pike"
Blackadder
"I have a cunning plan" and all that ensues from that

They don't make them like they used to...except The Office
David: My best moment in business would have to be an Asian bloke, first job in the country didn't speak a word of English, he came to me an' said 'David Brent, will you be the Godfather of my child." (DRAMATIC PAUSE) Didn't work out in the end we had to let him go he was rubbish. He WAS rubbish.
 

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