Schadenfreude

el punal

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Aug 29, 2012

11,764

Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes

• Apr 29, 2013

• #1

Pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others. My 1-5 list for the remainder of this season :

1. Palace bomb and get no more points ending up missing the play-offs.

2. Rafa Benitez signs a new 5 year contract with Chelsea to really piss off their fans.

3. Wigan beat Man.City in the cup final with a last minute goal, scored from a free kick, when the City defensive wall all duck.

4. Newcastle implode, lose all their remaining matches and take the third relegation place as the team too good to go down.

5. QPR buy Fratton Park.

Feel free to add yours.

 

Tony Towner's Fridge

Well-known member

Aug 22, 2003

5,384

GLASGOW,SCOTLAND,UK

• Apr 29, 2013

• #2

Good signing, been playing somewhere in Das Bundesliga thing by all accounts.

Got a hattrick in the German Cup Final after the main striker was seriously injured in the semi final.

That's Schadenfreude for you!

TNBA

TTF

 

el punal

Well-known member

Aug 29, 2012

11,764

Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes

• Apr 29, 2013

• Thread starter
• #3

Tony Towner's Fridge said:

Good signing, been playing somewhere in Das Bundesliga thing by all accounts.

Got a hattrick in the German Cup Final after the main striker was seriously injured in the semi final.

That's Schadenfreude for you!

TNBA

TTF

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Ha! Ha! Ach so!

 

Hyperion

New member

Nov 1, 2010

5,314

• Apr 29, 2013

• #4

1. People missing out by one point on Family Fortunes
2. Crystal Palace missing out by one point for the Play Offs
3. Old people slipping on ice
4. Football fans that get a ball smacked into their face
5. Cats with no sense of distance

 

Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster

Jul 5, 2003

72,015

• Apr 30, 2013

• #5

Brighton beating Palace 5-0 in the playoffs

 

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Lincoln Imp

Well-known member

Feb 2, 2009

5,964

• Apr 30, 2013

• #6

Tony Towner's Fridge said:

Good signing, been playing somewhere in Das Bundesliga thing by all accounts.

Got a hattrick in the German Cup Final after the main striker was seriously injured in the semi final.

That's Schadenfreude for you!



TNBA



TTF

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Not to be confused with Dutch striker Hertz Van Rental (as the old saw goes).

 

JBizzle

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Apr 18, 2010

5,817

Seaford

• Apr 30, 2013

• #7

Some football-only ones:

1. Palace missing out on the last playoff place on the last day of the season to Bolton on goal difference
2. Tottenham missing out on the last Champions League place to Arsenal on the last day of the season on goal differecnce;
3. Wigan winning the League Cup by virtue of 3 comical Samir Nasri own goals;
4. Harry Redknapp and QPR getting relegated next season on the last day by a Mark Hughes managed club;
5. Neil Warnock being kicked in the face by El Hadji Diouf.

 

Paxton Dazo

Up The Spurs.

Mar 11, 2007

9,719

• Apr 30, 2013

• #8

Jack Wilshere breaks his leg (again) or neck or arm, etc..

 

Hove Seagull

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Feb 18, 2008

1,250

Havant

• Apr 30, 2013

• #9

Lincoln Imp said:

Not to be confused with Dutch striker Hertz Van Rental (as the old saw goes).

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Or the Norwegian stricker Onmi Edssun

 

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darters74

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Jun 9, 2011

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All over the place

• Apr 30, 2013

• #10

Hove Seagull said:

Or the Norwegian stricker Onmi Edssun

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Or Palace's new Dutch Striker named Carra Van Pikey

 

DavidinSouthampton

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NSC Patron

Jan 3, 2012

16,582

• Apr 30, 2013

• #11

Nothing to do with football, but a BMW on the back of a breakdown van.

 

seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub

Aug 21, 2005

43,690

Crap Town

• Apr 30, 2013

• #12

Icy Gull said:

Brighton beating Palace 5-0 in the playoffs

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Is that the home or away leg ?

 

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GingerBeerMan

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Dec 29, 2011

8,024

• Apr 30, 2013

• #13

Paxton Dazo said:

Jack Wilshere breaks his leg (again) or neck or arm, etc..

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Why would this give you pleasure?

 

Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005

50,170

Goldstone

• Apr 30, 2013

• #14

el punal said:

Pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others. My 1-5 list for the remainder of this season :

1. Palace bomb

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and get no more points ending up missing the play-offs.

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Oh.

 

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shoreham seagull 1973

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Apr 17, 2011

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Shoreham

• Apr 30, 2013

• #15

Paxton Dazo said:

Jack Wilshere breaks his leg (again) or neck or arm, etc..

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Bit strong considering Wilshere is only a youngster and has not been around long enough to upset anyone. Also, he will be the midfield cog in the England side for a few years to come.

 

TheMajor

BHA>CPFC

Sep 27, 2011

3,431

laughing at the size of the JackHunts crowds.

• May 4, 2013

• #16

Forest fans seeing Leicester pip them to play offs due to them conceding an injury time goal at home , after the abuse they gave us after Caspers blunder. NICE.

 

Dr JCL

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Jul 18, 2011

102

• May 4, 2013

• #17

Tony Towner's Fridge said:

Good signing, been playing somewhere in Das [sic] Bundesliga thing by all accounts.

Got a hattrick in the German Cup Final after the main striker was seriously injured in the semi final.

That's Schadenfreude for you!

TNBA

TTF

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Every time you make a German feminine noun a der or das, I 'die' a little inside.