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Couldn't Be Hyypia

We've come a long long way together
NSC Patron
Nov 12, 2006
15,916
Near Dorchester, Dorset
He may be surprised that we don't just dish out signed shits willy nilly. But he well definitely be surprised when his long suffering girlfriend realises he's a **** and leaves him!
 




Acker79

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Nov 15, 2008
31,854
Brighton
I'm so used to 'disgusted' being spelled as 'discusted' that it actually looks like a typo when it's spelled correctly.
 




John Bumlick

Banned
Apr 29, 2007
3,483
here hare here
damn, i wish i could reply to that ATC thread...

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Sheebo

Well-known member
Jul 13, 2003
29,287
Ffs. It's easy to get signatures just go training ground one morning or arrive early at the Amex one game...
 






DavidinSouthampton

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jan 3, 2012
16,581
He may be surprised that we don't just dish out signed shits willy nilly. But he well definitely be surprised when his long suffering girlfriend realises he's a **** and leaves him!

I would rather not have a signed shit. It would be a bit smelly, certainly initially. And it would have to be a pretty big one to take all those signatures. The pen would sink in, too, and blue or black ink wouldn't show up very well against the brown.
 




edna krabappel

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NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
47,221
I'm so used to 'disgusted' being spelled as 'discusted' that it actually looks like a typo when it's spelled correctly.

Oh defiantly.
 










brightn'ove

cringe
Apr 12, 2011
9,137
London
He may be surprised that we don't just dish out signed shits willy nilly. But he well definitely be surprised when his long suffering girlfriend realises he's a **** and leaves him!

Send me a cheque for £40 and i'll send you a signed shit right away.

I've got one brewing right now.
 








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