CARNAGE in DICKS today

Krusty said:

That is HILARIOUS. Please do keep posting this sort of stuff. It MAKES my dAy.

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hans kraay fan club said:

Can't believe you waste so many minutes typing this shit out, to be honest. have you really nothing better to do?

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Ernest said:

SOMEONE has to DO it

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Hillian1 said:

Bloody obvious really, there's a Number 9 in it so...................Ashleeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Barnes.

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hans kraay fan club said:

Can't believe you waste so many minutes typing this shit out, to be honest. have you really nothing better to do?

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Ernest said:

EVERYONE knows I'm a MAN of honour and I PROMISED before the END of the season I would DO something about THAT horrible PORTRAIT of the potless pillock DICK Tight in Dicks bar. My ARS went in this AFTERNOON in FULL battle MODE and whilst THEY kept the POLISH barmaid distracted I DEFACED the portrait again JUST AS I PROMISED.

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Of COURSE I was SUSSED out and CHASED down the STAIRS and NOT saying it was DELIBERATE but I was nearly MOWED down by this big WHITE car who AIMED straight at me. LUCKILY he only CLIPPED me and as HE sped off I got his number plate 'K9LUA' and not SHORE who it belongs to BUT it must be one of the potless pillocks COHORTS like the Clipboard KID many years ago.

UP THE ARS

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Hillian1 said:

Bloody obvious really, there's a Number 9 in it so...................Ashleeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Barnes.

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Ernest said:

I SAW a BLACK hand make AN offensive GESTURE to me

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Ernest said:

EVERYONE knows I'm a MAN of honour and I PROMISED before the END of the season I would DO something about THAT horrible PORTRAIT of the potless pillock DICK Tight in Dicks bar. My ARS went in this AFTERNOON in FULL battle MODE and whilst THEY kept the POLISH barmaid distracted I DEFACED the portrait again JUST AS I PROMISED.

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Of COURSE I was SUSSED out and CHASED down the STAIRS and NOT saying it was DELIBERATE but I was nearly MOWED down by this big WHITE car who AIMED straight at me. LUCKILY he only CLIPPED me and as HE sped off I got his number plate 'K9LUA' and not SHORE who it belongs to BUT it must be one of the potless pillocks COHORTS like the Clipboard KID many years ago.

UP THE ARS

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carlzeiss said:

Who is this idiot

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Ernest said:

Dick Tight/Knight, SURPRISED you didn't RECONGISE him

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Ernest said:

EVERYONE knows I'm a MAN of honour and I PROMISED before the END of the season I would DO something about THAT horrible PORTRAIT of the potless pillock DICK Tight in Dicks bar. My ARS went in this AFTERNOON in FULL battle MODE and whilst THEY kept the POLISH barmaid distracted I DEFACED the portrait again JUST AS I PROMISED.

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Of COURSE I was SUSSED out and CHASED down the STAIRS and NOT saying it was DELIBERATE but I was nearly MOWED down by this big WHITE car who AIMED straight at me. LUCKILY he only CLIPPED me and as HE sped off I got his number plate 'K9LUA' and not SHORE who it belongs to BUT it must be one of the potless pillocks COHORTS like the Clipboard KID many years ago.

UP THE ARS

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carlzeiss said:

So Ernest is Dick Knight ?

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hans kraay fan club said:

Can't believe you waste so many minutes typing this shit out, to be honest. have you really nothing better to do?

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