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Why are football hooligans always so hideously ugly?



Aseros

Banned
Jun 6, 2011
1,382
and also why do they think they will never get caught on camera?

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I think the only way in which we will really be able to combat hooligans is to rate people out of 10 for looks. Say less than a 6 isn't allowed in. I know this would especially work for Brighton fans as the amount of people who boast of getting arrested at matches for being violent with the opposition are probably 4 or 5s.
 








Herr Tubthumper

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NSC Patreon
Jul 11, 2003
59,208
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brightn'ove

cringe
Apr 12, 2011
9,136
London
You could hypothesise that they are only hooligans BECAUSE they are hideously ugly.

You only really have three options when dealt the cards that they have: 1) become a hoolie/criminal 2) become a drunk or 3) become a professional footballer (see below).

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CorgiRegisteredFriend

Well-known member
May 29, 2011
8,310
Boring By Sea
God they really are ugly. Favourite has to be flowerpot hat man- although he does not seem to involved.
 


Dr Q

Well-known member
Jul 29, 2004
1,788
Ilkley
3rd pic down, guy on extreme right, surely the oldest hoolie ever?
 




Wilko

LUZZING chairs about
Sep 19, 2003
9,921
BN1
To be fair it is not really their fault, they have all got Stone Island jackets on and everyone knows that if you wear that label you HAVE to kick off. Law or summat.
 


TheJasperCo

Well-known member
Jan 20, 2012
4,590
Exeter
My theory is that they used to be plastic Utd or Chelsea fans, got banned from those grounds, and now have to resort to causing trouble at their local Blue Square outfit.
 





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