[Albion] Hey ho, here he goes, he's a little too quick, you're a little too slow, tippy

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Hove / Παρος

Apr 7, 2006

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• Apr 19, 2013

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To the tune of Robbie Williams 'Candy'. Sorry, have had this stuck in my head for the last few months, even have the girlfriend bellowing it out - who's not into football at all (despite my best efforts). I remember this was suggested a whole back but couldn't find it searching on tapatalk.

Hey ho, here he goes!
He's a little too quick,
You're a little too slow,
Tippy tappy, wundergoal,
It's ANDREA ORLANDI!

 

drew

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Oct 3, 2006

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Burgess Hill

• Apr 19, 2013

• #2

But he's not quick!

 

Goldstone Rapper

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• Apr 19, 2013

• #3

Quick in thought?

 

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Hove / Παρος

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Hove / Παρος

• Apr 19, 2013

• Thread starter
• #4

Quick in the mind, quick with his feet. It's not about speed in a straight line. The lyrics have been long thought out and are deep and meaningful...


Errr....

 

RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)

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• Apr 19, 2013

• #5

Not so keen on the tippy tappy line, but like it, catchy.

 

hybrid_x

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• Apr 19, 2013

• #6

really good!

 

drew

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Burgess Hill

• Apr 19, 2013

• #7

Don't normally add to these things but transpose Tippy Tappy with 'A flick of the foot and a wundergoal' might be better.

 

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narly101

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• Apr 19, 2013

• #8

sooo good - need that on Saturday. :clap

 

RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)

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• Apr 19, 2013

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drew said:

Don't normally add to these things but transpose Tippy Tappy with 'A flick of the foot and a wundergoal' might be better.

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yes I like it. You and Zamora are the new Lloyd-webber and Rice

 

Paxton Dazo

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Mar 11, 2007

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• Apr 19, 2013

• #10

You, my friend, need to go & support Fulham.

 

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Hove / Παρος

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Paxton Dazo said:

You, my friend, need to go & support Fulham.

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RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)

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I think he's saying in a vague way that he's not keen on your song and as your user name is a Fulham player you should go away.

 

brightn'ove

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• Apr 19, 2013

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RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased) said:

I think he's saying in a vague way that he's not keen on your song and as your user name is a Fulham player you should go away.

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Odd, considering Zamora plays for QPR.

 

bn1&bn3 Albion

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• Apr 19, 2013

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At least we can't possibly sing it faster than it's meant to be sung

 

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GingerBeerMan

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bn1&bn3 Albion said:

At least we can't possibly sing it faster than it's meant to be sung

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Imagine that, It'd be like one long word:

Heyhoherehegoeshesalittletooquick etc

 

supaseagull

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• Apr 19, 2013

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RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased) said:

yes I like it. You and Zamora are the new Lloyd-webber and Rice

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Yeah - Just a shame it's Julian and Anneka!

 

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MattBackHome

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• Apr 19, 2013

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Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ;5647393 said:

To the tune of Robbie Williams 'Candy'. Sorry, have had this stuck in my head for the last few months, even have the girlfriend bellowing it out - who's not into football at all (despite my best efforts). I remember this was suggested a whole back but couldn't find it searching on tapatalk.

Hey ho, here he goes!
He's a little too quick,
You're a little too slow,
Tippy tappy, wundergoal,
It's ANDREA ORLANDI!

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Love it. I'm IN.

 

Paxton Dazo

Up The Spurs.

Mar 11, 2007

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• Apr 19, 2013

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RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased) said:

I think he's saying in a vague way that he's not keen on your song and as your user name is a Fulham player you should go away.

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On my screen his name just comes up with 6 boxes, it was more to do with the song.

 

TWOCHOICEStom

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Sep 22, 2007

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• Apr 19, 2013

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Original:
Hey ho, here she goes
Either a little too high or a little too low
Got no self-esteem and vertigo
Cause she thinks she’s made of candy

Hey ho, here he goes!
He's a little too quick, you're a little too slow
Tippy tappy, wundergoal,
It's ANDREA ORLANDI!

First two lines are great. Perfect in fact (except he's not quick).But "got no self-esteem" doesn't go into "tippy tappy" in a million years. That line MUST change before I give this my full backing.

(nice original, easy to sing, not too long song though! )

 

OSRGull

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• Apr 19, 2013

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Cringey as ****.