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Geordie Horse Lover says sorry







pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
30,178
West, West, West Sussex
Translation: "Bugger, I've been caught and everyone thinks I'm a **** so I'd better try and show some contrition."


Edit: the **** was not the c-word!
 


This is the same guy who was wearing a scarf round his face yes? even though he was "just caught up in the middle of it.
The same guy who had to take a step forward to punch the horse? Although he was acting in self defence.

What a tool.
 














Guinness Boy

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Jul 23, 2003
33,818
Up and Coming Sunny Portslade
Ah the old 'scarf on my face because of toothache' defence :lolol:

Along with the classic 'he wouldn't hurt a fly' and 'drinking on meds'.

What a co**juggl***thun**rc**t
 


Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
49,989
Goldstone
"There was a loud bang and it spooked all the horses. This horse came towards me and I just reacted."
"The fire cracker went off, and it charged at me. That's when I panicked and threw a punch."
He was pictured wearing a scarf around his face, which he insisted was to keep the cold off a bad tooth.

I don't believe a word of it:
Newcastle fan punches horse - YouTube
 


carlzeiss

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May 19, 2009
5,830
Amazonia
His wife Teresa, 47, a school supervisor said: "He normally never goes out anywhere without me. I let him out once by himself and look what happens.
 




Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
49,989
Goldstone
"I love animals. I've got three dogs"

I want to see pictures of these dogs. Are they lapdogs, or fighting dogs?
 




Guinness Boy

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Jul 23, 2003
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"I love animals. I've got three dogs"

I want to see pictures of these dogs. Are they lapdogs, or fighting dogs?

Special Newcastle United branded fighting lapdogs


poodle.jpg
 














Perfidious Albion

Well-known member
Oct 25, 2011
5,987
At the end of my tether
"It is so unlike him – he wouldn't hurt a fly."

yes, well, they always say that.....

Actually he seems to strike the horse on the shoulder rather than the face, I do not suppose he felt it much. But that is hardly the point, assault of a Police Officer or Police Horse or Police Dog in cause of its duty is all the same
I love the way that 2 coppers fell onto him, pronto!
 





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