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Have you got a weak stomach?



Puppet Master

Puppet Master

non sequitur
Aug 14, 2012
4,055
Are you the sort that retches/voms easily? Just by reading/seeing something gross? I ask because recently I was in a car with my mate and just because I SAID THE WORDS "knob gorgonzola" he had to pull over to be sick :facepalm: Amazing. I was also quite proud of a joke I told on here once that one poster claimed made them be sick into their mouth.

I don't retch at anything and I've seen/smelt some pretty wrong shit in my time.
 




W.C.

W.C.

New member
Oct 31, 2011
4,927
I once described squeezing a black head to a girlfriend who said it made her do that sick in mouth thing.

We broke up shortly after.
 


Puppet Master

Puppet Master

non sequitur
Aug 14, 2012
4,055
I told this old lady I work with what a blumkin was and her reaction was to stare at me blankly for a bit then go "HURGGGHH"
 


Barrel of Fun

Barrel of Fun

Abort, retry, fail
Aug 22, 2005
52,833
Sūþsēaxe: The Land of the South Saxons
I'm fine when it comes to injuries or blood or nastiness, but unnatural hot air (the stuff they cover you in when you walk in to a shop or the car heater etc) will make me vomit as will the smell of shit and stale piss.
 


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emphyrian

Active member
May 25, 2004
423
Woodingdean
My sister is a community nurse and on a visit to a patient with severe diabeties, she unwrapped his bandaged foot and watched as one of his toes plopped off (her words)
 








Meade's Ball

Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,612
Hither (sometimes Thither)
Programme_Seller said:
What is a blumkin?

(prepares to reach)
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Reach for the phonenumber of a toothless woman you know who has no sense of smell?

From my reading of it, i'd feel most guilty for the splashback, so if a dame i happened to know was at it and i was about to dislodge a 3 day colcannon then i'd warn her during the seconds of its foul escape to avoid an unacceptable showering.
 






Wilko

Wilko

LUZZING chairs about
Sep 19, 2003
9,922
BN1
Why do loads of people talk about something making them reach? The word is wretch is it not?
 


Bean

Bean

Registered User
Feb 13, 2010
3,557
Hove




C

Cian

Well-known member
Jul 16, 2003
14,262
Dublin, Ireland
Anyone else's blood or the discuss of squishy bits inside the body make me feel extremely ill.

I really, really need to stop supplying stuff to doctors and consultants
 




Durlston

Durlston

"Garlic bread!?"
NSC Patron
Jul 15, 2009
9,765
Haywards Heath
Some really horrible foreign porn of this woman being gang raped, punched and beaten up afterwards. I don't want to say anything else too graphic on here but it was very offensive and vile.
 






brightn'ove

brightn'ove

cringe
Apr 12, 2011
9,137
London
Tuna, everything about it makes me want to be sick.

Other than that i think i'm pretty tolerant of other substances/odours/words.
 




T

The Optimist

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Apr 6, 2008
2,610
Lewisham
Wilko said:
Why do loads of people talk about something making them reach? The word is wretch is it not?
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Taken from the internet:

"A wretch is an unhappy or unfortunate person, especially one in the depths of misery of some sort. The word has several senses extending from this one; it sometimes refers to a person who is despicable or contemptible but not necessarily unfortunate, and it’s sometimes used for animals. It’s also the source of the adjective wretched, meaning miserable, unfortunate, or (describing nonhuman things) very bad.

To retch is (1) to vomit; (2) to try, voluntarily or involuntarily, to vomit; or (3) the clear the throat by coughing or hawking. The word is primarily a verb, but it also works as a noun for the act of retching."

Hope you're not a teacher!
 




Wilko

Wilko

LUZZING chairs about
Sep 19, 2003
9,922
BN1
The Optimist said:
Taken from the internet:

"A wretch is an unhappy or unfortunate person, especially one in the depths of misery of some sort. The word has several senses extending from this one; it sometimes refers to a person who is despicable or contemptible but not necessarily unfortunate, and it’s sometimes used for animals. It’s also the source of the adjective wretched, meaning miserable, unfortunate, or (describing nonhuman things) very bad.

To retch is (1) to vomit; (2) to try, voluntarily or involuntarily, to vomit; or (3) the clear the throat by coughing or hawking. The word is primarily a verb, but it also works as a noun for the act of retching."

Hope you're not a teacher!
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Retch or wretch indeed but what I mean is loads of people say reach which I don't get. Im leaving sdc in 5 weeks by the way!!
 




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