Unlikely places/events you've been kicked out of

Buzzer · Apr 12, 2013

I'll start the ball rolling:

I nearly got kicked out of the Meatloaf concert at the O2 on Wednesday night for flicking Vs at a steward. In my defence I was drunk and he was being an ar$e.

I once got kicked out of the Theatre Royal for telling one of the staff that she looked like Reg Varney's missus from On The Buses.

I got asked to leave the family picnic area at Drusilla's once for bad language - there was a mother, father and daughter all decked out in Man U tops - They deserved it and I really couldn't help myself.

supaseagull · Apr 12, 2013

I got kicked out of the Pick n Mix shop when I was 13 for nicking one sweet.

Titus · Apr 12, 2013

Buzzer said:
I'll start the ball rolling:

I nearly got kicked out of the Meatloaf concert at the O2 on Wednesday night for flicking Vs at a steward. In my defence I was drunk and he was being an ar$e.

I once got kicked out of the Theatre Royal for telling one of the staff that she looked like Reg Varney's missus from On The Buses.

I got asked to leave the family picnic area at Drusilla's once for bad language - there was a mother, father and daughter all decked out in Man U tops - They deserved it and I really couldn't help myself.

Reg Varney's character in On The Buses wasn't married.

Buzzer · Apr 12, 2013

.Whoever that Doris bird was then, Mr Logic. The usherette knew who I meant.

Papa Lazarou · Apr 12, 2013

Titus said:
Reg Varney's character in On The Buses wasn't married.

Hence the confusion and eventual ejection...

Papa Lazarou · Apr 12, 2013

Buzzer said:
.Whoever that Doris bird was then, Mr Logic. The usherette knew who I meant.

your anecdote is crumbling before our very eyes.

Buzzer · Apr 12, 2013

Hoisted by my own petard. I'll crawl back in my hole.

WATFORD zero · Apr 12, 2013

Wasn't Doris his sister ? No wonder they kicked you out for encouraging Incest

To the best of my memory, only ever got kicked out of The North Stand, The Hungry Years and The Good Companions

*edit* and the Blue Oyster Cult concert at the Brighton Centre (I may be returning to this thread during the day)

Buzzer · Apr 12, 2013

Mods - can you change the thread title to "threads that you now wish you'd never started"?

Buzzer · Apr 12, 2013

It's not too late to rescue this. Have I ever told you the story of when I accidentally took the piss out of a load of wheelchair users at a Groove Armada gig?

Or when I was inadvertently sick over a lady I was trying to chat up in a bar in downtown Johannesburg?

The Antikythera Mechanism · Apr 12, 2013

You mean Olive?

The Large One · Apr 12, 2013

Buzzer said:
It's not too late to rescue this. Have I ever told you the story of when I accidentally took the piss out of a load of wheelchair users at a Groove Armada gig?

Or when I was inadvertently sick over a lady I was trying to chat up in a bar in downtown Johannesburg?

Go on then.

And can we have the cider-in-shoe story as well?

Raleigh Chopper · Apr 12, 2013

I will sort it out for you.
You meant Anna Karen who played Olive, stans (Reg Varney) sister, she was married to Arthur (the brilliant Micheal Robbins)
Doris, was Doris Hare her real name who played mum.

Buzzer · Apr 12, 2013

Yes. I mean Olive. His sister. Not his wife. Can we all just please forget that frigging story now?

Blimey, tough crowd.

murciagull · Apr 12, 2013

Stompond Lane circa 1970 something

Raleigh Chopper · Apr 12, 2013

I got kicked out of bed and told to sleep downstairs and all I done was give my missus a dutch oven, she's no fun anymore.

Perry Milkins · Apr 12, 2013

Raleigh Chopper said:
I will sort it out for you.
You meant Anna Karen who played Olive, stans (Reg Varney) sister, she was married to Arthur (the brilliant Micheal Robbins)
Doris, was Doris Hare her real name who played mum.

In the first series she was played by Cicely Courtnedge (sp)

Actually Buzzer Anna Karen was quite a glam babe and had to dumb down to play Olive.

Buzzer · Apr 12, 2013

The Large One said:
Go on then.

And can we have the cider-in-shoe story as well?

Oh dear. I'd forgotten about that. Once again, in my defence I was very drunk and not a champagne connoisseur so wasn't to know it was Magners cider in her shoe.

Guinness Boy · Apr 12, 2013

I once got kicked out of The Gloucester but I'd always supposed that was a right of passage rather than being unlikely...

Perry Milkins · Apr 12, 2013

WATFORD zero said:
Wasn't Doris his sister ? No wonder they kicked you out for encouraging Incest

To the best of my memory, only ever got kicked out of The North Stand, The Hungry Years and The Good Companions

*edit* and the Blue Oyster Cult concert at the Brighton Centre (I may be returning to this thread during the day)

What did you do at the Hungry Years to warrant an ejection?

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