Solving the early leavers problem

Return of the Rev · Apr 7, 2013

WHAT ABOUT RECLASSIFICATION OF ALL THE BUS ROUTES EACH GAME,THE NEW CODES COULD BE GIVEN ON THE BIG SCREEN ON FULL TIME :thumbsup:

FOR EXAMPLE THE OLD P BUS WILL NOW BE GOING TO HANGLETON :blush:

Titus · Apr 7, 2013

Are you stupid?

junior · Apr 7, 2013

Haha pretty funny thinking about it.

Stat Brother · Apr 7, 2013

It's simple doofus.

End the game after 75 mins, simples.

Rugrat · Apr 7, 2013

Teams agree a penalty shoot out after 92 minutes?

or

Start the game at 90 minutes and run the clock backwards?

studio150 · Apr 7, 2013

Surely a money opportunity for the club, season ticket needed to exit barriers before full-time, £10 per game

Phat Baz 68 · Apr 7, 2013

Whipping and electric fences across the exits that aren't turned off until the final whistle blows !
Not only would this teach them all a valuable lesson , but it would be wonderful entertainment hearing the screams, zapping noises and gnashing of teeth !
A great way to round off a day !! IMHO :wrong:

GreersElbow · Apr 7, 2013

Spring up cardboard cut outs of the seat occupier which when they leave, springs up and makes our stadium look full.

Daffy Duck · Apr 7, 2013

Lock all the doors and don't let any of the b*****s leave until 10 minutes after the whistle has gone.

GingerBeerMan · Apr 7, 2013

GreersElbow said:
Spring up cardboard cut outs of the seat occupier which when they leave, springs up and makes our stadium look full.

Phat Baz 68 said:
Whipping and electric fences across the exits that aren't turned off until the final whistle blows !
Not only would this teach them all a valuable lesson , but it would be wonderful entertainment hearing the screams, zapping noises and gnashing of teeth !
A great way to round off a day !! IMHO

studio150 said:
Surely a money opportunity for the club, season ticket needed to exit barriers before full-time, £10 per game

Rugrat said:
Start the game at 90 minutes and run the clock backwards?

Return of the Rev said:
WHAT ABOUT RECLASSIFICATION OF ALL THE BUS ROUTES EACH GAME,THE NEW CODES COULD BE GIVEN ON THE BIG SCREEN ON FULL TIME
FOR EXAMPLE THE OLD P BUS WILL NOW BE GOING TO HANGLETON

These are all genius

Soulman · Apr 7, 2013

Use a Taser gun on the early leavers. It could be used in the concourse, the effects lasting a full 10mins. It will give the fans that leave on time the opportunity to trample over them and get to their trains/buses/cars first.
You never know a card and a couple of garden vouchers could have been found next to an early exiter.

Hillian1 · Apr 7, 2013

Titus said:
Are you stupid?

No, you are for not getting the joke.

JAT

Benson · Apr 7, 2013

Just start the match 10 minutes earlier.
All sorted.

Gullys Cats · Apr 7, 2013

Swear at everyone who leaves early!

Return of the Rev · Apr 7, 2013

Titus said:
Are you stupid?

Would help if it was a multiple choice question :moo:

Bevendean Hillbilly · Apr 7, 2013

Fan cam...each early leaver has their face shown on the big screen with "cockhole" flashing underneath it.

timbha · Apr 7, 2013

video, name and shame on the big screens as they leave - a kind of reverse Fanzone

Return of the Rev · Apr 7, 2013

timbha said:
video, name and shame on the big screens as they leave - a kind of reverse fanzone

or get r r to drive the first bus out!

Pretty pink fairy · Apr 7, 2013

i'll leave when i want , do what i want , say what i want :thumbsup:

regards
DR

Bevendean Hillbilly · Apr 7, 2013

timbha said:
video, name and shame on the big screens as they leave - a kind of reverse Fanzone

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