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Stat Brother

Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
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We drew blah blah blah.
I didn't look after my stuff, blah blah blah
Hammond turns like an oil tanker, blah blah blah


Yesterdays sweets were poor - there I've said it.

Little Miss Stat's mint imperials were anything but, imperial.
More like peppermint creams.

My strawberry Bonbons refused to stay intact.

I would have bought this travesty to your attention last night.
But after eating half a bag of bonbon dust, I slipped into a diabetic coma.

So don't talk to me about the poor show yesterday, you have no idea of the hell The Stat's went through.
 








smeariestbat

smeariestbat

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jnr stat didn't steal them i hope!

and he hasn't offered to buy you anything grom the garden center either has he.....
 


Stat Brother

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Notters said:
Mint imperials - what a boring choice of sweet.
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I know, it's an odd one, but given the choice of a shop full of chocolate or a packet of polo's, it'll be polo's all day long.

Twizzle said:
Poor Ernest immitation
sorry.
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WTF.

There types someone who doesn't know the importance of sweets to me.
 




Notters

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I stuck with the wine gums yesterday and they did need proud. With thanks to [MENTION=3736]Mr Banana[/MENTION].
 


Stat Brother

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smeariestbat said:
jnr stat didn't steal them i hope!
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Tea leaf Stat was unable to attend, and didn't seem desperately heart broken by the sanction.

Every time we try to build bridges with him, he nicks something else.
Most recently, 7 bloody pence, and an ornament from Granddad on the day Granddad buried his mother, suffice to say he isn't guaranteed going to Blackpool either.
 


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Stat Brother said:
I know, it's an odd one, but given the choice of a shop full of chocolate or a packet of polo's, it'll be polo's all day long.


WTF.

There types someone who doesn't know the importance of sweets to me.
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Do you like a WHINE gum? :lol:
 








Stat Brother

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Twizzle said:
Do you like a WHINE gum? :lol:
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Very good.

Doncaster made my life complete, when I realised in order to take up my seat at the home of football, I have to walk past a sweet shop. :rave:
 






wunt be druv

wunt be druv

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Jun 17, 2011
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I took little miss Wunt be Druv yesterday and found a couple of packs of Starburst both excellent and long lasting enough to keep her relatively occupied throughout the match.She also had some long, strawberry and cream bootlace thing that I accidentally ate and found utterly delicious.
 


Diego Napier

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Mar 27, 2010
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Stat Brother said:
We drew blah blah blah.
I didn't look after my stuff, blah blah blah
Hammond turns like an oil tanker, blah blah blah


Yesterdays sweets were poor - there I've said it.

Little Miss Stat's mint imperials were anything but, imperial.
More like peppermint creams.

My strawberry Bonbons refused to stay intact.

I would have bought this travesty to your attention last night.
But after eating half a bag of bonbon dust, I slipped into a diabetic coma.

So don't talk to me about the poor show yesterday, you have no idea of the hell The Stat's went through.
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Hah! Nice touch of irony relating to one of yesterday's wierder posts :thumbsup:
 




Nibble

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Stat Brother said:
We drew blah blah blah.
I didn't look after my stuff, blah blah blah
Hammond turns like an oil tanker, blah blah blah


Yesterdays sweets were poor - there I've said it.

Little Miss Stat's mint imperials were anything but, imperial.
More like peppermint creams.

My strawberry Bonbons refused to stay intact.

I would have bought this travesty to your attention last night.
But after eating half a bag of bonbon dust, I slipped into a diabetic coma.

So don't talk to me about the poor show yesterday, you have no idea of the hell The Stat's went through.
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I am frankly just surprised you got someone to marry you but yes, Imperials are a very boring "sweet". More of a neccessity purchase in lieu of toothpaste.
 


Stat Brother

Stat Brother

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Nibble said:
I am frankly just surprised you got someone to marry you but yes, Imperials are a very boring "sweet". More of a neccessity purchase in lieu of toothpaste.
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Stella Artois, crack cocaine, or Haribo Tangtastic.






It's hardly the worst vice a chap can have, but you might have a point.
 




sydney

sydney

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Jul 11, 2003
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town full of eejits
Stat Brother said:
Tea leaf Stat was unable to attend, and didn't seem desperately heart broken by the sanction.

Every time we try to build bridges with him, he nicks something else.
Most recently, 7 bloody pence, and an ornament from Granddad on the day Granddad buried his mother, suffice to say he isn't guaranteed going to Blackpool either.
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sounds like he needs BATTERING mate........
 








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