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Willy Dangle

New member
Aug 31, 2011
3,551
I'll start with the usual as an example.....

Where does the universe end?

Or

When a tree falls out of anyone's earshot, does it make a sound?

Your turn....
 
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Dec 29, 2011
8,014
First one, no-one knows. The second one has been done to death on NSC.

What about, "if God is all powerful, can he create a rock he can't lift?"
 




Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
31,730
Brighton
I'll start with the usual as an example.....

Where does the universe end?

Or

When a tree falls out of anyone's earshot, does it make a sound?

Obviously the answer to the 2nd is yes. Simply set up a video camera.
 
















JTR938

New member
Nov 24, 2012
631
Tube related...
Why does'nt superglue stick to the inside of the tube?
How do stripes come out of the toothpaste tube?
 








skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
The double Slit experiment.
 








Herr Tubthumper

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 11, 2003
59,198
The Fatherland
Are Oranges the Only Fruit?
 








JTR938

New member
Nov 24, 2012
631
1.Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

2.Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum?
 


Postman Pat

Well-known member
Jul 24, 2007
6,971
Coldean
1.Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

Had this conversation in a quiet moment at work the other week, said person probably saw a calf drinking the milk and wondered if it tasted the same as breast milk.
 



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